@CaptainJack: Apples history reaches back to things like USB, WiFi and Firewire - but they can't magically introduce nationwide LTE to the world.

@satinsilvercl: I really doubt that. iPhone will still be one phone, Android will be on 4 or 5 of them. By the time the iPhone hits Verizon, it'll never sell in the numbers we saw on AT&T. Claims that'll sell 2-3 million put it on par with sales of Droid or Droid X - so not an insanely massive success by any numbers.

@laserguy: Total bullshit.

Reminds me of the days when my Parallel port was my audio card.

I give it one week till I've lost 90% of the tools in it.

100's of trucks and millions of dollars of amazing technology, and you can still make it all worthless just by holding your phone in the wrong place.

@diesel828: Android market HAS its shit together - the app description clearly said that the application had access to phone logs and other personal information. Just because people are too fucking lazy to read that and decide it isn't good does not make the market bad.

@Nuno Hipólito: So, to make your iPhone work properly, you'll now need to turn it off AND hold it in a specific place.

@nuclearbalm: Sure, but if you took the time to read the Apple forum discussion, you'll see that a LOT of people are having similar issues. This is way, way more than just one guy.

@gemcosta: Seriously? Did you skip geography at school?

@FriedPeeps: Go watch it - it is hilarious. Took the kid there with limited expectations, but I was very pleasantly surprised. Good story and hilarious animation.

Or, you could just order them from Monoprice for $4.36 per pair: