It takes a mighty fucked up thing to make me take Kris Jenner’s side. And, yet, that pantry mocking video has me doing just that.

I just watched the videos on Instagram. Do they actually not know what the stuff is? Can they read? Are they joking? WTF indeed

Um why are Rob and Blac SO confused by seemingly basic innocuous food items? Oatmeal and margarine aren’t exactly “exotic.” Do they not recognize Sorbet cuz it’s not served at Taco Bell?

I can’t be mad at Kris. Filling your children’s refrigerators with food they have no intention of eating is a parent’s prerogative.

I don’t watch this show but, for some reason, I read this article every time. Question: Does Scott always look like he’s totally geeked on some major blow or is that just the selection of pics in the article?

Yo, I’m pro-Bernie and even *I’m* embarrassed for you. Stop. Just stop.

OH MY GOD DO YOU GUYS EVER TAKE A BREAK, GO READ A BOOK AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA AND DO SOME SUDOKU OR SOMETHING

Ben Affleck has a tattoo taste of a 20 year old metalbeard

Wendy has always been a horrible person in my book. Please go somewhere and shut the fuck up forever.

The scary thing is that he likely truly believes himself to be enlightened and pro-woman. He’s likely completely correct that women have played, and continue to play, a very important role in his political career.

Did you watch Samantha Bee last night? She tore Kasich a new one. She didn’t mention this specifically, but definitely pointed out his record on same sex marriage, right to choose, etc. And even added at the end after the last break that he had signed the bill to defund Planned Parenthood.

I think I would have the smallest modicum of respect for these douches if they stopped pretending to apologize and just OWNED their terribleness, ya know?

Getting enough what? Chances to be aggressive?

Donald Trump is a really tough guy when he’s behind a podium and surrounded by thousands of morons.

No, Coco. Katy Perry ripped off Jill Sobule’s “I Kissed A Girl,” which the internets say came out in 1995.

Revenant felt to me like he was trying way too hard. It wasn't that good a movie. Also it made Tom Hardy look ugly, which is just wrong.

Dear Coco,

How could he not be aware of the stereotype when the crux of the joke is that Black Australians drink a lot? (According to the stereotype)

As someone who works in the abortion field, I am SO appreciative of this segment. John has done more to sum up what is going on in a digestible 16 minute clip than I could ever do. When you’re in the field you can obviously talk for HOURS about any topic, because you have a lot of knowledge, but also because you see…

I honestly think human babies are some of the least-cute mammal babies. Sometimes I feel like a robot when people are like, “Oh, aren’t you the cutest thing!” to a baby and I’m like, excuse me, have you literally never seen a puppy?