That first one killed me. I’m dead now.

Cheese grits! He’s making it the most redneck way possible, but it’s a comfort food in her (and mine) neck of the woods.

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

I always find it entertaining how these people always characterize feminists as simultaneously being unfuckable monsters and dick-hungry sluts.

I saw this cover the other day, and felt an unmistakable stirring inside of me. Something along the lines of “That’s exhausting me and I bet their mothers wish they would put some pants on”

Good point. That’s how I feel about Rubio. He says some things that sound almost reasonable and then he starts talking about abortion or something and then you realize that he’s really just... ugh. Shut up, Marco.

I had no idea they were a couple but I am now 100% on board with this. And, Daisy is 49???? Girlfriend looks amazing!

Richard Marx + Daisy Fuentes = very early 90s worlds colliding. 7yo me is still sad he's not married to Cynthia Rhodes anymore. Dirty Dancing 4-eva!

Its 10am Boxing Day and I am just about to start work.

I know he's a republican, but that's just not possible.

The pardon describes Downey’s “good conduct in the community of his residence since his release” and that the has “paid his debt to society.”

Long time lurker, first time poster.

I never made a big deal of Santa but it’s amazing what kids pick up from nursery school, grandparents etc. I kind of went (halfheartedly) along with it but when my kids outright ask I told the truth every time. With my youngest I told her of my own accord. She was so terrified for weeks about Santa coming in our house…

I’m going to prank my whole church and family by showing up at the Christmas Eve service and pretending that I still believe a word of what they’re saying! Even going to take Communion.

I quit drinking three months ago. It’s been a little on the difficult side this holiday season but I’m holding strong! last night I felt like one little drink would be nice but I started working out instead.

I got overwhelmed and now I’m drinking prosecco in my bedroom, with my vibrator, hiding from my family.

I wonder if it can be considered a ‘prank,’ that my brother confronted me this morning for all my childhood transgressions, declared he doesn’t know me well, nor would he take advice from me - since he doesn’t know me well, and a bunch of other shit he’s been holding on to for years...namely, that he thinks I’m a…

I am flying 100% solo tonight. Just me and a pizza.

In the grand scheme of celebrity salaries 4 mil is shit. Nothing to me bragging about. In fact, never brag about money. I have a fb friend who posted a picture of, I dunno maybe 2k in 20’s. Good for you asshole. Good for you.

I am reminded of a case, years back, in which a very wealthy couple used their children as pawns in a divorce battle (if I have any lacunae in my memory of this, I am sure some J-belles will let me know); and the judge was finally so tired of their shenanigans that she ‘awarded’ the house to the children, and ordered…