I have never liked Jewel more than in that moment.

I will admit that I don’t think I have ever seen Channing Tatum in anything. Just clips from chat shows and the lip syncing thing that he did and he seems really nice. Really nice. Fun. Not a rocket scientist, but like someone you would want as, say, a fun neighbor or something.

WHHHHAAAAA? Have you seen The Wire? Luther? I can understand if you only saw him in Prometheus or something. that was a shitty movie and a shitty script.

I am so old that I read #teamold as tea mold.

I honestly do not even see how the Bond role could be a contest between Elba and Hiddleston.

Madam Trash Heap?

My mom, who is in her mid-sixties, is pretty cool with it, but she is also violently anti-day care. Of course, she still says things like, “I can’t believe the state of that place. SHE needs to clean up!” when a husband and wife live together. I am pretty sure she thinks I do the housework at our place when all I do…

Right? You look at her and both of them and you can see features from both mom and dad, but it’s like she got the best of everything going on there.

Attachment parenting thing is sort of a weird phenomenon with the granola/good mom = someone with no autonomy.

I returned to work six weeks ago and my husband is staying home with our son. It’s allowed me a lot of piece of mind in going back as my kid is with someone who knows his routines and idiosyncrasies already so I didn’t have the pressure of going back coupled with the pressure of introducing him to a new environment,…

My husband had a similar situation with his father and shit got really messy around the 2004 election. Finally, he sat down with his dad and just said, “you know I love you and I respect you, but there are issues we disagree about and I think it’s time we accept that we aren’t going to change the other person’s mind.…

Whattheactualfuck??? Jesus.

You deserve a medal for the accuracy of these “tweets”.

Agreed, drunken gang rape it is not a grey area. I was more spit-balling how he could play it from a PR standpoint, taking responsibility without taking responsibility.

Agreed. The only time a narrative like this would have been addressed as rape is if there were roofies involved. Get too drunk yourself? That’s on you.

Ha, so you can’t keep Paxton and Pullman straight either, huh? Bill Paxton’s horrible acting is really on show here.

I am imagining BAG looking into Megan Fox’s eyes and saying, “Babe, just don’t stop believing in David Silver.” It’s the most compelling third-person, Journey-related argument for them to stay together. 100% would stay married.

Yep. A woman in my husband’s hometown killed her three kids and husband in the 1980s. She was suffering from mental health issues and the warning went up when a friend from church group showed up to take her to her psychiatric appointment and no one answered the door.

That’s really cool!

I also hate jewelry, but agreed to a plain, thin band for every day. My husband had a bit of a hang up about wanting to have a real ring, I think mostly because he has two siblings who have big money and like to make everyone else int he family feel inadequate. We ended up re-sizing my dead grandmother’s wedding ring…