I have unabashedly loved Andy Richter for years. His sitcoms, I thought, were weird and funny, but mostly I just love that he us totally unselfconscious.
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I seem to recall during a sexual health class in college that there was a a metric that a lot of doctors used for sterilization. Like if you were 40 and didn’t have kids or 35 and had two kids or 30 and had four kids, something like that.
Election cycles are so much better when both sides have competent, intelligent, viable candidates. That way, even if I don’t agree with policy, I feel like we aren’t standing on the edge of they abyss if the person I like doesn’t win. Like John McCain — not my bag, but gosh, he was an actual candidate with real ideas…
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I saw a kid (maybe three?) throwing boxes of pasta at his mom in Target today. He was crying so hard that I couldn’t make out what he was so pissed off about. His mom just dropped her head, left her cart in the aisle, picked him up and walked straight out of the store, trying to keep this screaming, squirming kid in…
Yeah, he looked rough back when he had that cameo in the Adam Sandler movie. But baby Billy Idol was super pretty.
I haven’t seen The Revenant, but it was a preview before a movie that my husband and I went to. About halfway through the preview, he leaned over to me and said, “This preview is stressing me out. Must be going for Oscars.” Truth.
What? Amazing. Seriously.
Even as a pregnant lady I am like, “Oh, yeah, nice baby.” (don’t really care) “OH MY GOD LOOK AT YOUR PUPPY CAN I HAVE IT AND LOVE IT FOREVER?”
I am pregnant right now and the only pain reliever I can take is Tylenol. It’s some useless bullshit. I feel like Tylenol is for fever reduction, it’s never helped a pain or headache I have had. I probably take five-to-ten Advil in a year, but I swear to god the thing I am most looking forward to when I have this kid…
No shit. We have the pretext of sharing a bed when, in reality, we go to bed together, I fall asleep first, he wakes me up two hours later making diesel truck levels of loud snoring. I encourage him to roll to his side to stop that shit. He stays on side and I stay in bed or he falls asleep and immediately rolls back…
Especially in Scotland, you would think that John Calvin is the first association there. It’s where my brain goes when one says Scottish Calvin and I’m an atheist who doesn’t know her Christian philosophy very well. (And yes, I do know that Calvin was French, but Presbyterianism, Scotland, blahblahblah).
Whoa, whoa, whoa. No. I have only seen her nails in that long, kind of pointy configuration. This is a whole other level of wrong for ass play (or life).
Oh God. How does this person function?
You have good nail hygiene advice and I appreciate it.
You know, I am going to say it. I am fine with the idea, in theory, that Amber stuck her fingers in Kanye’s butt and he enjoyed it. That’s okay. People can do what they want. But I am SO SCARED that one of her nails might do some real damage back there. Like, if my husband asked for that my first reaction would be,…
I am too socially lazy to do Facebook, but my husband if FB friends with most of my friends. He gave me the password at one point, but I have never checked it because he sends me screen shots of good posts.
we actually bought a bassinet because of crib angst. At least the kid will have a place to start. The flourishes are what we are having trouble with. Been looking on Craigslist. I don’t need a crib with sleigh bed ends!