Good pun needs more stars.

I would watch the shit out of that movie. Probably see it twice (but only after it hits the discount theater because movies are expensive and I have to use the poor door).

Racial diversity aside, British tv dies bring the “looks” diversity. Personally, I am much more able to suspend disbelief when actors look like “regular people” than models. I mean, what I the likelihood of, say two beautiful detectives investigating the murder of a beautiful woman by a beautiful man? Boring.

That’s numberwang is the slang my husband and I use when something nonsensical happens and everyone else thinks it’s totally normal.

Because I live under a rock, I had never heard an interview with Jennifer Lawrence until a Fresh Air episode a couple of weeks ago. I thought she was charming and pleasantly confident for someone her age. People need to let her be.

That’s the thing I tried to get across to my brother, who later tried to compensate (after I think my mom might have slapped him) by saying, “I am really excited about your baby. I mean. That’s great for you. I guess.” I DON’T NEED HIM TO BE EXCITED. A neutral response like, “congratulations, I hope everything goes…

Are you my brother? When I announced my pregnancy, his very supportive response was, “why would you do that to yourself?” Now granted, I had always been very open with my family about my ambivalence toward the idea of being a parent, but by God, I hope that when you feel sad and bewildered you are able to come off to…

Which actually is a change in the last seven or eight years. A friend of ours had a backyard remodel done by some HGTV show back in the mid-aughts and they “hired” a girlfriend for him. Some lady he never met and he was expected to imply that they lived together. He was also told repeatedly during filming to “butch it…

I believe he also once inserted a Patrick Bateman reference on KUWTK. He owns that, for some reason.

One of my friends had an innie that wasn’t too deep and you know what? It DIDN’T go back. She has a permanent outtie now.

I am pregnant and normally do not care about potatoes one way or another, but right now they taste wonderful. I am rolling with it. This, to me, sounds like one of those correlation is not causation studies. Maybe women who ate potatoes also did not exercise as much, or ate more sugar or maybe women who crave potatoes…

My personal theory is that if there is a God, said God is only taking the cool people who would make for an interesting dinner party. I can only assume that your pops was an amazing fellow.

He specifically asked not to be imprisoned with Muslims because he was a crusader.

I have a deep fear of anesthesia and a dentist I trust. He just loaded me full of Novocain, gave me a little hit if the laughing gas and a set of good headphones with music blaring. Said, "never mind those crunching noises, kiddo." I had very little swelling and no bruising. Was a little sick that night from…

Hint. Yes. Yes it is.

Bingo.

It’s super depressing. I give you two quotes, one by Breivik and one by a presidential candidate.

I am currently reading “One of Us. The Story of Anders Breivik and the Massacre in Norway”. It’s frightening how much some of Breivik’s rhetoric about Islamic cultural take over sounds like a couple of our presidential candidates. I have taken to reading passages of the book versus news stories to my husband and…

Brandi Glanville’s fingernails absolutely turn my stomach. Like, I don’t *want* to judge the beauty standards that people embrace, but I will judge those nails all day.

Thank you! When I watched this move roughly a million years ago, I had that song running through my head the whole time! Also, I have a miserable but rich relative named Robert Corey. Basically this song is part of my life.