It’s their party, not your party. That means that they get to plan the celebration that they want. If you don’t want to go to a party with no meat and booze, don’t go. If you can’t go, have fun and be a gracious guest, save the plane fare and get them a super-nice gift instead.

I like that!

If you don’t want the pain of lengthy hyphenated name for your child and both you and your wife think the name order sounds better one way or the other, may I suggest one of the last names as a middle name?

A+, right on.

My husband also wanted more of a wedding than I did. Like I would have been 100% with city hall and he would have been 100% fine with the 250 person wedding with acquaintances, etc. We settled for a 50 person wedding, immediate family only, with a VERY casual reception for friends and lesser relations later.

My husband and I saw this movie as Thanksgiving compromise film with my family. It was so boring that I shouldn’t have hated it as much as I did, but what, 8-20 years later, whenever we see a sad, baby Malibu Maxx, we say, “look, there is Juliette Bionoce, girlfriend of Dane Cook. Real life." Fuck that movie.

That is helpful. He now looks like a distinguished member of the cast of North and South. Generally though, this guy is square as fuck and it’s hard to get interest up for someone who looks like he might list 'accounting' as a hobby.

YES! That was traumatic for me too!

Whoa. I did not know about her comments on Vick. Whoopi, c'mon.

Ted Danson has also claimed that she thought his little Al Jolson black face thing was hilarious, which is why he was so surprised by the backlash. At the time I thought he was just blaming her, but the shit that has come out of her mouth over the last few years makes me think she might consider blackface funny.

I have only seen one episode of this shitshow because we were visiting relatives and they were very excited about molester son’s wedding special. I was very surprised to hear Jim Bob doing the sex talk thing, but actually telling the kid that it was his responsibility to make sure that his wife enjoyed sex.

Oh, I laughed in her face. She is the queen of inappropriate comments, so this doesn’t even rank in the top ten. He did carry on with his massages, but then left the abusive job and now is frequently the only dude in yoga class with me.

I spent years, YEARS, trying to get my husband to go in for some massage because of work fatigue. Basically he didn’t want to go because he felt like people would think he was a creep. I found him a male masseuse and he was like, “life changing!”.

Neat-o.

I need to know what this neck tat looks like! Does he have his CPA license number on there?

I can't give any hair treatment advice, but I think your dye job looks amazing!

Good tackle! Seconded!

Also, note that the Second Amendment states that the militia needs to be “well regulated”. I fail to see how background checks and assault rifle bans don’t fall into that category.

Along with his dementia, my dad has developed some really disabling OCD. Nothing like knowing someone and seeing the discomfort it causes to shut one the fuck up about "OMG being like, so, OCD!"

Right. Like I want to ask if anyone even listened when the medical professional who gave the shot said, “you may have a day or two where you feel run down while your body builds immunity. You may run a small fever. YOU MAY BE MORE SUSCEPTIBLE TO OTHER BUGS.”