Along with his dementia, my dad has developed some really disabling OCD. Nothing like knowing someone and seeing the discomfort it causes to shut one the fuck up about "OMG being like, so, OCD!"

Right. Like I want to ask if anyone even listened when the medical professional who gave the shot said, “you may have a day or two where you feel run down while your body builds immunity. You may run a small fever. YOU MAY BE MORE SUSCEPTIBLE TO OTHER BUGS.”

Nonononononononono. No.

Ugh. I just got my flu shot last week and mentioned it side-ways in the kitchen at work when I bumped my injection site on the fridge handle (OUCH!). Like, there was BLOW BACK.

Not sexy at 13 weeks here. Three weeks ago I had a crying meltdown about “feeling like a tired piece of fat shit all the time.” But now I just feel fat! It gets better (maybe)!

My husband was just talking today about how autumn is beautiful but the shorter days start the “cold, dead ache of depression”. I am not a depressive, so I don’t want to say too much, but he has had two depressive fugue-type situations. One in college where there was some serious suicide ideation and one about seven…

Or he said “policy” or “regulation” and this dipwad, through repeated tellings, has enhanced his story. I mean, fuck, at shitty chain restaurants you see the little note at the bottom of menus informing that parties over a certain number of people have automatic gratuities added. This guy’s story is vague. How many…

Steve was an asshole.

I forgot about Dylan’s drinking problem! 90210 really had a lot of made-for-tv movies beat in the unintentional comedy category. These “dramatic points” are things that I would never laugh at in real life, but you can practically see the script prompters in 90210.

Because of context, I totally wondered where you got the GIF of Ice holding a blind person’s cane.

I once quit a job after I had a kidney stone, was hospitalized and all I could think was, “well, this is a nice break”.

I cheered when this happened and then wondered what was wrong with me. Their portrayal of DV is literally the only time it has ever been funny. Ever.

For sure. The good and horrible thing about divorce with kids is you may not be married, but you are still family. It’s good for the kids to have that too.

I love thus middle ground response. Family photo with ex in it, NBD. Picture of the two of you making out post-proposal?

It must be incredibly irritating to have people bring up your ex from 1991 in 2015 when you may or may not be having trouble with your husband.

I think I read somewhere else that he said he wasn’t “familiar with the case” so I think your theory is valid. That being said, I don’t think it is out of the line of the Catholic doctrine to say that they would support someone who is rejecting the rights of anyone in the LGBTQ community to marry. I think that Pope F…

“As I see it, you have two choices: you can either ask everyone these questions about their private lives and their role as a parent, or you should ask no one.”

It’s sketchy for sure. Like he was a really amazing liar or she knew, but you think you wouldn’t go adopting Louis if knew your husband was into the whole white supremacist thing.

His whole, "other people cheat and don't lose custody of their kids" shtick kind of glosses over all the Nazi shit. I read that article like, WHAT ABOUT YOUR HEIL HITLERS AND BANGING WHITE SUPREMACISTS, JESSE?!"

I picked Bush because I am also awkward as hell in a group setting.