Sandra’s boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend has good taste in music. That’s all.

Ugh.

What if Duggar was the father of Bristol Palin’s and Rachel Dolezal’s babies? It could be something that the Duggars might support as it would, quite likely, be a sign of the end times.

the GMC Denali, an SUV for the black power enthusiast in you.

Anthony Horowitz wrote Foyle’s War, which I kind of love. But I cannot get behind this shit. Seriously. Like how could anyone in the world ever think that Idris couldn’t pull off anything. He would be the most perfect Bond of my lifetime.

I’m glad someone got the experience that I wanted to have. Worked out though. I volunteered at Planned Parenthood for my service credit and it was an eye-opening experience.

I am glad to hear that. It really was sold to me as a service opportunity (which I needed to graduate, so two birds with one stone!) but in reality. Phew. To be fair, this was 1997. Maybe it’s better now and I have no doubt that there are chapters who are less disgusting.

It was not. It was like a Party City level bachelorette party dildo. : (

Not even APO is safe. I joined a chapter in Wisconsin and stopped going when I was grabbed inappropriately at a sanctioned party and then told to “suck it up because that’s what happens to pledges” along with the impression I was getting that Ivwas being set up to sleep with a guy I had no interest in. When I bailed,…

Shit, it’s like this person was actually trying to have a reasonable conversation. I almost don’t understand.

My FIL, who also loved Alan Keyes because if a guy with some melanin says racism doesn’t exist, it validates his feelings that “the blacks” are kind of uppity.

Yes, go Shakira! Knowledge is power, people!

COUPLES THERAPY! I have a friend who was very much like this with her man-baby fiancee. He was engaging and funny. I liked him. But, he didn’t do anything. She did everything. She would get mad when she would come home and there was a huge mess in the house. He would get mad when she infantilized him. She went to…

I don’t want to be the wet blanket on the snark, but there is nothing wrong with taking some classes as a middle aged adult person. Especially if it’s something you are interested in.

Although I know that CaCee Cobb’s name is pronounced Casey, I in my head, I always pronounce it as kha-ki.

From urban dictionary, resource for all of my religious and psychological knowledge: An acronym for “Off The Derekh.” “Derekh” is the Hebrew word for “path”.

In rural Wisconsin, this shit was still going on in the mid-90s. Someone spray painted an anarchy symbol on the local masonic lodge and there was like a two page spread in the local paper investigating whether or not the high school students had been won over by satan.

Oh, god, you and me both. Her son had moved to Spain and never came home and “it broke her heart”.

Yeah, she also told me this on the third day I worked with her. We shared a cube for two years. She never knew I was an atheist.

Yes. But also, super Christianity like this is just effed when it comes to the sex. I used to work with a woman whose son — when he was eight — was sodomized by the leader of their church in Texas. The boy went to his parents and another couple in the church. The parents were asked by the church council to leave the…