This is not the first time I have heard the “who is going to scrub your toilets” line from a white person of privilege. It’s not particularly original statement of ignorance.

I HADN’T THOUGHT OF THAT! Most places don’t even let you have glass on the patio!

Right? Is that how one dresses to look at hippos?

The worst is when I review something *I* wrote and see a misplaced apostrophe. It’s not like I don’t know what I am doing.

YOU ARE A HERO!

There is only one problem with Bobby’s channeled tweet. Don’t use possessives where you should; use them where you shouldn’t. This is the fit-giving way of the world.

My favorite sunscreen is Neutrogena Baby sunscreen. It makes my pasty self even pastier. Totally white. But goddamn. It is full of zinc oxide and it works. Used it biking across Iowa with little reapplication and I was totally fine.

I think Derrek just signed his ticket to a better market!

I grew up in the backwaters of Western Wisconsin where both words were used frequently, by me too. The redneck thing can be a point of pride; it comes up in a lot of country songs. I think if someone is calling themselves that, well whatever, it’s a personal choice.

Just because she is more voluptuous than the average famous person, does not mean she isn’t thin. She. Has. A. Thigh gap.

Wow. Wow. Are there any other famous people who you don’t like? I want to read all of your celebrity take-downs, because this is brilliant.

My favorite part of all of this is saying, “but Beyonce was nominated and she isn’t skinny”. Oh, she isn’t? I mean yes, she does have a body that curves. Is that what skinny means now? No curves, no muscle? I think of skinny as not having fat on your body.

Ugh. It’s the worst when square white boys do acoustic versions of rap songs (so we can all be amused?). Maybe Ed and Ben Folds can get together and tell each other how clever they are.

While I understand the compulsion to stick things on drunk people, I do not understand who would stick anything in someone’s butt crack. How passed out did this person have to be that sticking something between his cheeks did not bring him back to life.

I would not pay to see this, but I would watch the shit outta it on Lifetime.

At 91, my FIL still doesn’t wear his wedding ring after 65+ years of marriage. When he was young he saw an elder of his get his ring caught on something out in a field. So when he and my MIL got married, he put his ring on in the church, came home and took it off forever.

Yep. Right-o. When I asked my husband about buying tickets (my husband who LOVES Morrissey) his response was, “Awwwww, god. I don’t know. I guess if you want to go, I won’t make you go alone.”

When he was touring a couple of summers ago, I waffled and then thought, fuck it. I am going. I want to hear him play Smiths songs live even if he is a jackass. then he cancelled his show and rescheduled like five times and I decided that I would rather have a refund than listen to this petulant ass. I know he was…

Awww, I forgot about Roger!

It might just be those who are the “baby” of the family. I was five when my brother was born. My parents knew he would be their last.