At 91, my FIL still doesn’t wear his wedding ring after 65+ years of marriage. When he was young he saw an elder of his get his ring caught on something out in a field. So when he and my MIL got married, he put his ring on in the church, came home and took it off forever.

Yep. Right-o. When I asked my husband about buying tickets (my husband who LOVES Morrissey) his response was, “Awwwww, god. I don’t know. I guess if you want to go, I won’t make you go alone.”

When he was touring a couple of summers ago, I waffled and then thought, fuck it. I am going. I want to hear him play Smiths songs live even if he is a jackass. then he cancelled his show and rescheduled like five times and I decided that I would rather have a refund than listen to this petulant ass. I know he was…

Awww, I forgot about Roger!

It might just be those who are the “baby” of the family. I was five when my brother was born. My parents knew he would be their last.

Same here. My dad is an only child and his only selfish act was to completely fuck up his mom’s reproductive system in the process, insuring that he would be the only baby in their household.

Isn’t this like the umpteenth time he has been caught in a compromising situation with a transgender model though? Or do I just keep hearing about the same thing. Dude, just admit that’s what you are into. It’s cool, but don’t blame this on your weed hook up.

I don’t really work that way, like just looking at people doesn’t make me hot, but looking at Kanye makes me happy. Especially when he is smiling, dude has an AMAZING smile.

This is what I ALWAYS think of when famous people get divorced. My parents never split, but I had close friends whose parents did. The kids whose parents managed to keep the public facade (at least) fairly normal. Small town rumor mills are rough, but not as much as literally having the whole world know that your…

He would claim to agree with you, while simultaneously believing that he is super hot.

I mark Ashley Tisdale as the point where this old lady started hating the way the youngsters hold their face. She always looks like she is pinching a fart that she expects you to enjoy. So it starts with her damn face, then Bieber and Ariana Grande and Will Smith’s kid. It’s like they took looking like a smug asshole…

If your last name was Mcelfresh, why would you go with Front Porch Step?

It’s like actors have maybe heard things about toxins before.

God yes. Her words are punchable.

My husband calls this “Richard Dawkins Syndrome”. Like, Bill Maher is (usually) on my side. He can make some good points, but almost always sounds like such a talking asshole that I want to immediately take the opposite position from whatever he says.

watched part of the Bourne movie he was in. My dad (who does have memory issues) thought he was Matt Damon. I looked Renner up and realized I had seen four movies that he had been in. Still, I swore I had never seen him. Such is the boring with this guy.

OMG, holy bullet dodging!

Good call. Kids and lights.

I love how that kid looks so chill. Like mom is freaking out, but he has his eye on a really cool car across the street or something.

My mom changed her name at marriage, but both my brother and me have her maiden name as a middle name. I think she would gave liked to have kept her name at marriage, but her folks would have freaked. So if one of you were willing to compromise and take the middle name, it might be a good work around that avoids…