And his dog. That dog is stupid-cute.

There was a comment here a while back referring to him as Charming Tater. Whoever wrote that renamed him for me.

Matchies! I once has business dealings with a Gayle and his wife, Gail. It was confusing as hell. I changed my name, but mostly because my birth name was the equivalent of Jessica Nelson. It’s super nice to not have to resort to middle names, phone numbers, SSN, etc. when someone is looking me up.

This is amazing. Also, if I was doing this every time I had to fart today, I would have a concussion.

I just keep reading it as “Fake Farted Girls”. I have gas today and it’s coloring EVERYTHING.

My father-in-law reminded my husband that if we didn’t have a boy “the family name would die”.

I have not seen it, precisely because, although I do not find Richard Gere attractive, I have TWICE had sex dreams about him after watching Richard Gere movies. WHAT IS MY SUBCONSCIOUS INTO? I just don’t want to be confused like that on the regular.

Your cat is clearly the best cat ever.

Right. Why would you have kids if you don’t like kids? I don’t especially like babies, but once they hit a year or so and have that amazing curiosity and you can really see things starting to click? That is fun and cool. So I am prepared that maybe the first year will be a little like the first year of a job —…

The Field of Dreams soundtrack has been my anxiety buster for like 25 years.

My husband and I are int he process of trying. I was talking to a guy at a show this weekend (because we are still childless, we just picked up and walked into this show at a local bar and happened to run into an acquaintance). This guy didn’t know if we had kids and my husband said we were working on it. This guy…

They earned my respect last year when they were on this story 24/7 during pledge drive. MPR gives zero shits about catholic backlash, apparently.

And along with this tribunal, the creep who was the archbishop here in the Twin Cities finally resigned. Our local NPR station has been slaying the church here for a couple of years now: http://minnesota.publicradio.org/collections/ca…

Yeah, same. I went to a wedding in DC last year and I might as well have worn my pjs with rips in them for how under-dressed I was.

Right! And it’s especially a thing if, say, you are from the Midwest and had an authoritative dad. I am Midwestern and did not have an authoritative dad and I feel like a god dammed fraud in dressy clothes, but I never saw anyone dressed up when I was a kid unless someone was getting married or someone was dead. I…

I was thinking it explains a lot about her being with Scott Baio and their mutual idiotic beliefs. But yeah, brain tumors suck even when people who are detestable have them.

I think she came off pretty well, pretty normal actually. I have never watched Kardashians so all of my opinions of them have been shaped by articles. this is literally the first time I have heard her voice.

Fage is the bomb. You need a little bit of honey on it though and don’t get the flavors. They are gross.

It was cute, but then think yogurt-breath sex. Nope.

Peanut butter blossoms (or should we call them peanut butter bosoms?) are bad, but what is this woman doing for overhead lighting?!