I live in Minneapolis. If my pre-teen (I don’t have a pre-teen) was going to go to a sex shop, I would want them to go to the Smitten Kitten. Really, folks, this is not some trashy sex shop. It’s meant for a certain segment of middle class ladies who want to do something “wild” and go to a sex shop.

I get your feelings about this, I do. I hate me some white savior shit. But To Kill a Mockingbird takes place in the 1930s, largely in a white man’s institution (court) where it was necessary for Atticus to be the voice for Tom Robinson. Society didn’t give Tom his own voice within the walls of the courthouse.

Somehow I can forgive Snoop for all of his misogynistic shit over the years, like what would have been a deal breaker in my like for other people, Snoop can pull off and I still like him.

If you are talking about the Always Infinity pads, those things are the best. Expensive and environmentally atrocious, but the best. I’d say on par with the Poise.

I was once house sitting for an older couple while in HS. My periods were still irregular and I woke up in the middle of the night, bleeding. I damn well knew these people in their 60s would not have any pads, but I checked under the sink anyway and POISE PADS! I won’t even lie, they were amazing and I never went out…

Think of when a family member has changed a name with marriage or something, how long does it take to adjust to automatically calling them by their new last name?

I have also never had a male suitor send or give me flowers, but my mom has for an apology on several occasions!

My husband is amazing at coming up with rabbit names. The other is Werner Hare-zog.

This is awesome. As a side note, we have a rabbit named David Cloverdale (intentional misspelling, luttle bunny likes clover).

I have a wide toe box but super narrow heels. It’s not fun. I wear Danskos all the time. The front keeps my feet from being crushed and the back is swimmy enough that I don’t end up with blisters. I get plenty of shit for wearing “ugly shoes” but I like them fine. I see the state of women’s feet in my yoga class and I…

I have heard really good things about Keens, but man, they just do not fit my feet right. : (

I had a pair of Tevas that I wore while working at a park in the late 90s. They were good for being on my feet in hot weather all day except for THE SMELL. OMG the smell. I don’t even have very stinky feet, but something about that crosshatched footbed allowed any funk I had to get into those crevices and live. I used…

Bobby, I know you said you didn’t want to talk about the Duggers, but you have to admit that someone’s editorial decision to put them on the cover of “InTouch” after molestation is some tacky-ass-shit.

We got married on my husband’s niece’s birthday. She was a total adult about it, but she got married on Mother’s Day so it’s safe to say that she doesn’t GAF about much of anything.

Same thing happened with my cousins. Younger sister got engaged, older cousin’s girlfriend found out about it and gave him an ultimatum, “we get married before her or we’re over”. They ended up getting married two weeks before his little sister, meaning that most of the family traveled for his wedding and not hers.

That dude deserves a medal.

This has elevated. My parents (who are retired) received loads of coffee mugs (neither drank coffee) with #1 teacher on them. We never made Christmas cookies because they came in students’ backpacks before break.

I had to wash my arms up to my elbows. I am your husband.

It’s not just autism, baby. It’s the diabeetus too. By trying to make your child safe, you are actually killing them. Science. (Or not, because thorough study can never be a match to whatever it is people fear).

Yes. The capitalization is a dead give away that whoever wrote this totally knows what they are talking about. 100%.