This is amazing. My SIL babysat him and said he was a little shit from the get-go.

I love the “what about the grandbabies you don’t know about” angle.

My BIL once described Mel Gibson playing a Boston cop as being Bostrailian. This is now what my husband and I call anyone with a mangled accent.

Sadly my initial reaction to this was, “someone else has a Windows phone!"

I know, right? I can only think that they both got up close and personal with mortality and desired a different level of contact with their kids. I have talked to my brother about it and both of us feel like it's weird, but tolerable.

Ha!

My husband and I have participated in an event called RAGBRAI, which is a bicycle ride across Iowa. There is a contingent of super athletes out there, but also people who drink and eat pork sandwiches all the way across the state. Showers are group affairs and very necessary in the July heat.

My family never ever did this lip thing. We kissed on the cheek, like way back by the ears.

This is my problem as well. I’m actually fairly petite.

I’m with you 100%. Also v. hourglass and if I am going to get anything that fits over the boobs and butt, it tends to look like a sack in my middle. Cinched pants don’t make for a flattering silhouette.

Cottonelle.

I am super competitive about tests and quizzes, but I can take Bobby’s quizzes without even caring, because I know I will be rewarded with my bracket in the end. I got a two on this thing. A TWO!

The answer is my 72 year-old father. About 9 times out of ten when I go to visit him he says, “good love story on” and it will NOT be a good love story. Hallmark movies are his jam.

(Aborted)baby steps?

Princeton Mom. Probably helped him write it.

Truth.

If that was grounds for murder, I would literally be sitting at my desk alone, except for the hollowed-out corpses of my co-workers.

Would be good for a GB Packer game.

I read this three times thinking it said “He shit rock”.

He really looks like a different person with dark hair and a beard though! Superman looks like Superman except with glasses.