We decided to get married five months before the date we scheduled (off season, obviously). My husband got a suit, had it tailored within 14 days. I decided to drop in places.

No one said anything about fucking. Not interested.

Oh, I don't know, because I am part of a society that pays attention to such things. I listen to Fresh Air and podcasts. Sometimes these programs invite guests who are in the performing arts. Sometimes, although I like these peoples' work, I find them irritating or their views offensive. Then it affects how I feel…

I am a Minneapolitan. The idea that Betsy Hodges is in a gang or supports gang activity, is literally as likely as your third grade teacher joining a gang and flashing signs.

Here is the link from when the story hit over the pond.

This Cambridge thing was three weeks ago. I just think that the birth of his daughter has kicked up RDJ stories. I like those Iron Man movies better than I ought to and I think it's great that he got his life back on the rails and everything, but I think I am going to have to add him to the list of people who I…

My husband is currently taking a "sabbatical" from working. His job was running him ragged to the point where he felt like he was going to break down. We put a budget in place for six months off and he quit, with notice.

Someone said this before in one of the Gawker forums and I thought it nailed it: Somewhere in the nineties we replaced the term "compassionate" with "politically correct".

See Mr. Ben Stein's assertion that Obama is the most racist president we've ever had. Also my father-in-law's assertion that since 1970 or so, the U.S. has been openly persecuting white males.

If he thinks that showing his bosses an abusive sex tape is an a-okay professional thing to do, I have no doubt that his compass might be off in relation to what is and what is not appropriate sexual behavior.

Yep. A lady I used to work with who was super religious, but actually in a pretty non-horrible way*, saved herself for marriage. She got married at 46. She had adopted three kids by that point, on her own. Luckily neither of them were into the teenage years before she got married. I wondered how weird the birds and…

Yep. that's about the size of it. I started. I did. I kept a food diet for two days and then thought, "Fuck this shit; I am hungry." Same weight I was engaged at, I was married at. No regrets. Planning a wedding is stressful enough without hunger-induced madness.

I know, I know. If it helps at all, he loved 30 Rock and loves Parks and Rec. I think that he was hoping for Amy to go full "Appalachian Emergency Room", which didn't quite happen.

Yep. the key might be to go into it thinking it would suck. That's what I did, with a friend and a cheese platter and we LOVED it. I showed it to my husband, who would likely leave me if Amy Poehler was available to him, and his take was, "meh, it was okay", but I'd been running around the house talking about how fun…

I live in fear now. Started reading and fully expected, "announced their impending divorce." PHEW.

If all of us were judged by who we were fucking/sort of fucking at age 22, the world would be a shame sphere. I'm just glad my bad choices weren't world-wide news.

Yeah, you know it wasn't even a year either. It was like two months of "why did we do this?" then we both acknowledged freaking out, bought a house and kept doing us. It was like we had to acknowledge that things had kind of changed, but really, nothing had.

My husband and I were together for nearly eight years prior to our wedding. We lived together for seven of those years.

Insert clip of Craig T. Nelson simultaneously saying that no one ever gave him and hand out and he was on food stamps, for Christ-sakes, that is just how poor he was.

I was wondering if that wasn't a subtle dig, what with Martha's "it's a good thing." tagline. But maybe I am giving Paltrow too much credit there.