I was so excited just two years ago.

A beautiful woman, who’s specialty involves standing still for long periods of time, saying nothing, holding a case with pretend money.
This has to be Trump’s dream girl.

Technically, he really wrote about absolutely nothing, as per the norm.

I’ve never actually watched Trainspotting

I took the test and I got this

holy fuck. 99% match for a Corolla... Should I hand my Jalop card in now?

For literally five years now.

Better than the Falcons and their brief slogan “Weak Dogs Get Drowned”.

He asked the ref if it was a first down. The ref told him no. Jamesis doesn’t like taking no for an answer.

Diana Moskovitz is a treasure. Her reporting on the legal issues tranversing professional sports and the system are excellent.

This will be widely appreciated.

Ah yes, the age old physics dilemma of stoppable force meets movable object.

I disagree I think they will be worse. They got Jordan, Kane, Towes and Ditka. I highly doubt we will get the Super Bowl Shuffle and William Perry out of San Fran. It’s 31 years later and we still get shit about the 85 Bears. They are exactly the same as the Red Sox with Buckner. Only Bartman.

You know when people claim they have a black friend? I have at least 20 Chicago peeps as friends. I would be extremely happy for maybe three of them that live and die with the Cubs. I had a teacher who I will congratulate minutes after. The other seventeen I’m just flat out avoiding Facebook if the Cubs pull it…

I’m pretty much convinced the Cubs winning it all would be the worst thing to happen in sports Fandom in my lifetime (I’m 31). Do you remember what happened to Boston fans when they won the World Series? Right now Cubs fans are kind of funny and quaint. If they win it all, I just can’t imagine the shit show. Don’t…

I don’t smoke weed; I’m just old. Thanks for noticing.

The red painted curb does not look like an exit to me. This looks like the driver was a moron to me.

My father is a die hard Republican (never voted for a non-Republican) very much fiscally conservative, served in the ROTC, fairly racist older white male, loved Reagan and both Bush presidencies. Trump is so god damn stupid it made that man say “Fuck it I’m out. I can’t vote for him.”