but his character made him that six-tool guy

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

And to think all of you pearlclutchers didn't even want them there in the first place.

Best thing....He gets to say “Diplomatic immunity”....

I’m your guy. I have 2 followers and my comments routinely get a star, sometimes even two. My spelling/grammar is horrendous and I react to constructive criticism with outward hostility and aggression. This doesn’t stop me from pursuing my favorite past time: calling people out when they make mistakes. Also, I’m…

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Well, I for one am shocked. I didn’t think we would hear a single story about anything being too secure in Rio this month.

It says a lot that, for just a second, I believed there was a bizarre murder in Hope Solo’s family that I’d forgotten about.

I guess the only difference here is that shitpile isn’t used figuratively.

It sure says a lot that despite the fact that her cousin murdered his dad with a light saber, she’s still regarded as the biggest asshole in the entire family.

Saban is just sticking to his principles. He would never leave a school before his promised commitment had expired.

“We are family here at Alabama. I’m the father, you see, overseeing all my boys out there toiling in the football fields, picking footballs off the ground and out of the air. You gotta teach them tough love, and know when to whip them into shape. Now, Maurice Smith...**chuckles** we gave him the nickname Toby...but he…

I hate that tiny fuck but he does know his baseball.

he threatened to call the White House and have them all fired — and made bizarre statements about Al Qaeda

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

I remembered when I played baseball I had a pretty standard routine for each at bat. First, I’d stand outside the box, tap the sides with the tip of my toe. I’d step in, line the bat up with the back edge of the plate. Then I’d swing at three straight pitches, go back to the dugout and cry uncontrollably until we were…

wait which sports event are you talking about

Boycott covering the Sports event that shall not be named!!!

I think you’d have a very large threshold for ‘issues’, if you trained your whole life for an event.

Then you are dumb as fuck. Thanks for commenting.