You mean I just got the WHOOOOOSHHH treatment?! Aw, FML.

This has gotta be tough for Yankees fans. I mean, first the Cowboys and Lakers, now this?

They have the same skilled people working on the site as they had working on their defense in the Hulk Hogan case.

The answers to both of your questions are literally in the first sentence of the article.

If only there were a date on the calendar somewhat close to New Year’s Eve ... a day where no one had to work and had nothing better to do than sit around watching college football ...

The sphincter pucker combined with a faster inhale than normal.

I don’t know exactly how to classify what the reaction every man will get upon reading this headline (and then struggling to read through the story), but I just got it.

Well hopefully after all that the kid wins a cup.

Now I want to see him get tight with another magazine, so we can see an edit of this classic:

This article puts a hop in my step on this fine Saturday morning.

I read the story. I still don’t believe that Florida has museums.

If only there was some kind of convenient bed Murphy could have used.

I got 11 balls today

+1 HS diploma

-1 collective bargaining rights

Promotion: First 10,000 Rockies fans get Dingers on their cars!

Man, that’s in the running for Comment of the Year

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

Former Jaguars player Dan Skuta works out with Cowboys while suspended.