I'm pretty certain this is my all time favorite comment, here or anywhere else. Well done, +1 chimichanga.

Yeti is white, Bigfoot is brown. Therefore, Yeti can’t jump.

Don't worry, misfires happen to the best of us. Better at the strip club than the playground.

This isn't even his most racist tweet about Ali. What I piece of shit.

Fuck Grayson Allen.

“We’ll pay $501"

Is it weird that the US city is the shitty one of the list?

He may be past the point of wooing if he needed a box of condoms.

I can get onboard with the micro-brew love. Plus I live in Madison, I have very little grounds to make fun of Portland when it comes to weird citizens.

Oh cmon. No one in Portland gives this big of a damn about anything but flannel or beard oil. If they did they may have more than the Blazers.

Finally! Somebody who understands the lunacy of NBA basketball. I hate this league and their playoffs are the worst. Wake me up in August when it's finally over.

Oh come on, he’s a good 4 months away from his next scheduled hospital stay...

Not a big fan of the NBA but something about this makes me a Draymond Green fan. I will be joint the Warriors bandwagon for the foreseeable future.

Well shit. I want to argue this because it's terrible, but fuck, I can't. Well done.

Or she would have been arrested the same just like the other 99% of non white arrests that happen in America everyday that aren't reported by the media. The reason why this one was reported is BECAUSE she's a white person openly ignoring an officer and being disrespectful to them. If this exact instance happened with…

You are welcome, Special Ed.

“But color is not the issue here: it’s dignity, it’s class.It’s all about her heart. ... OK, it’s partly about that ass!” -Strphen Lynch - Vanilla Ice Cream

The only problem with this statement is I’ve met plenty of Native American, African American and Hispanic racists in my life. Although their racism (at least the majority of it) is rooted in different things based mostly on what white people have done to them, there is still open and obvious racism from all races.

I didn’t watch the game last night, but didn’t they do what they’ve done the last few years and had the neutral stream on TBS and then dedicated streams for each team on TNT and TruTV? Or was there a true bias in which on UNC got its own channel and Nova didn’t? I’m a Badgers fan so I’m used to being religated to…

I'll grant you that. I mean hell, theirs Cardinals fans to begin with, so the evidence is there people will follow along with almost anything.