I didn't read this whole article, but I disagree. I use Noom (formerly Cardio Trainer Pro) on my Android phone. I am a stat whore, will proudly admit it, and believe I'm not alone. I have, without a doubt, ridden my bike when I didn't want to just to keep that "Calories burned" indicator a certain color or to share…

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*starts slow clap*

The only movie I've pirated in the last 10 years was that bomb movie. I only did it because of the stupid law suit. I never even watched it, and clearly cannot remember the name. It made an impression.

Like the 1% will even look at $1 bills.

+1

I don't know how far away he was, but could you identify the difference between an acer, HP, compaq, dell, toshiba, apple, etc notebook from certain distances away?

If I had a vagina I wouldn't put anything that looks like that in there, and I don't want one of those in my wife's vagina either. Sorry.

You deserve your own article for this comment. I'm glad someone had already expressed my concerns almost exactly about this post.

Besides, he's obviously left handed which means his opinion doesn't matter.

Yep, it's obviously Walternate's fault.

I love swype and this scares me.

XKCD is never wordless...

You forgot the first part... "DUH"

Television called for you Sam. They just yelled "Keep up" and then hung up. :shrug:

They even knew Bill Nye would still be relevant. Amazing!

I shat laughs.

What is that white abomination in the foreground of the pic?

*goes to timelines.com*

As I was reading the first paragraph I thought to myself "Jesus must have written this". Yup.