There’s a phenomenon where people from the 90s would stick one foot out the window while driving, exemplified in Teranchelino’s Grindhouse.

This 1000x

On a long enough scale, that’s all the photos we really take, some stranger that we knew for a while.

Don’t bend over backwards while you’re pooping.

Actually, you can enrich uranium on your own property, you just can’t own it after you have a certain amount.

I’m really glad that you posted this in such detail. Hopefully this makes Ron’s life a little easier.

I used to work in public access as a camera person part time. The host and most of the guests were black, but once in a while we had a white guest, and it completely destroyed the shots we were trying to get.

I’ve found that babywipes are pretty magical for this. My three year old (two at the time) colored on an antique wooden table with some green crayon. Baby wipes took the stuff right off.

I almost think you need to find things that are really negative about this girl. I know it’s stupid, but I had a crush in highschool, where things wouldn’t work. If I’m being honest, if it would have happened, it would have been a toxic relationship at best, and some kind of sick worship/abusive stuff at worst.

Howabout for android?

I’m so sorry, I don’t know why you put your hands on me.

I’m taking notes.

You get a collar for your kid that does Bluetooth to your phone, and sets off your phone when you’re more than 20 feet from them. See? I solved your problem.

Can I just.... This movie did not age well.

Can I just.... This movie did not age well.

This is why I purge my computer every three months weeks.

Am I the only one that’s going to point out that Steve Jobs is dead?

Why is it that everyone who listens to vinyl has shitty taste in music?

Why is it that everyone who listens to vinyl has shitty taste in music?

Thank You.

My mother and wife started jabbing at me with ‘this is his murse’ and things like that.

“OMG, these white racists and the assholes who voted them into power are terrible”