I almost think you need to find things that are really negative about this girl. I know it’s stupid, but I had a crush in highschool, where things wouldn’t work. If I’m being honest, if it would have happened, it would have been a toxic relationship at best, and some kind of sick worship/abusive stuff at worst.

Howabout for android?

I’m so sorry, I don’t know why you put your hands on me.

I’m taking notes.

You get a collar for your kid that does Bluetooth to your phone, and sets off your phone when you’re more than 20 feet from them. See? I solved your problem.

Can I just.... This movie did not age well.

Can I just.... This movie did not age well.

This is why I purge my computer every three months weeks.

Am I the only one that’s going to point out that Steve Jobs is dead?

Why is it that everyone who listens to vinyl has shitty taste in music?

Why is it that everyone who listens to vinyl has shitty taste in music?

Thank You.

My mother and wife started jabbing at me with ‘this is his murse’ and things like that.

“OMG, these white racists and the assholes who voted them into power are terrible”

Change “IF” to “When” and you have a winning article.

Hiss, Scratch, then run away, turn around and Hiss again, then threaten them with your Scratchers.

Likely good advice. Don’t know, but I do know that kids, especially young kids, are shy around new people.

Hey, I said lawyers bring value, just.. you know, not a lot.

No, Lawyers add marginal value to society. Car Salesfolk are Remora.

Yeah, Young people shouldn’t expect to be treated seriously.

I work in tech support. I carry the motto of “The customer is here for a reason. The customer isn’t always right, but The customer should always have the opportunity to be right. My job is to give them that opportunity.”

On one hand, I kind of think each teen’s parents should talk to eachother about their rules and morals on the situation. On the other hand, I don’t know if that would ever be appropriate.

I think part of this might be good time management. Saying something about “This is my calendar, and it’s shared on your phone. Notice that I’ll be out of the house between this time and this time every Tuesday and Thursday.