‘Water is wet’ one scientist claims.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

I’m not an expert, but the things I think may have contributed to this are:

While in customer service, i’ve adopted the following mantra.

It’s funny because it’s about the french and manners in public. Two years later and i get the joke.

“Now 30% Cooler!”

“It doubles as a handwarmer”

Hey McFly!

This is why fanny-packs exist.

Unrelated Question, My 90's grunge throwback band is looking for a drummer. Interested?

Starts off with benny hill, then as soon as he’s taken out of the car, It’s either Final Fantasy 7 Boss Fight music or something from Streets of Rage.

Ok, so what is the point of that pursuit? What’s the point of cops chasing him down like a dog?

No, I’m just screwing around. Why would I read the article before responding? The Headline gives me everything I need.

“I” before “E” Except after “C”,
 or when sounding like “Eh” as in “Neighbor” and “Weigh”,
On Weikends and Holeidays, and all throughout “Meigh”,
And You’ll Always be wrong, no matter What you Seigh!!!

Yeah, because if we write down everything we know in books, it’ll just disincentivise remembering shit. Right? Because that’s how Technology works.

I don’t know what “Open Enough” means.

I’m looking at this one now.

I’m too white to wear that shirt, but i want to support the message..

What I’m really looking for is an open source ebook reader. Give me something like a kindle, but that isnt locked down, and I’ll be super happy.

I feel like I’m going to piss off someone by saying this, but wonderwoman isn’t american....