Well at least we got that Chrono Trigger sequel that I always wanted...

“How should black person to bring up their grievances?” — Trevor Noah

I couldn’t stop laughing from her tyrade in the beginning. I’m not past that part in the video. I gotta find out who her staff writers are, because that is funny shit. It’s a shame it isn’t satire because whoever that person is, has missed a massive opportunity for a comedy career.

The image on this should say “Grift Card”

Yeah, but then the judge chuckles and says ‘Assault with a deadly weapon, I’ll see you at sentencing’.

Is the pen’s primary function is plausible deniability?

I keep a Hohner Special 20, either in C or G around.

It kind of sounds like the employees were super high. Those employees should be gone. No question.

Growing fatigue? What growing fatigue?

Hey, Where’s the post of ‘People, TV Shows, and Yourself are a constant disappointment. Try Lowering your expectations to be happier’

Why isn’t this showing up under the ‘Evil Week’ category?

I ended up with Youtube red as my service that i’m not willing to stop paying for. Amazon prime, i don’t even use, and most of the stuff you have to pay-per-item on anyways, which, forget that.

How does one get started in the industry, and how old is too old to get started?

This is the most ‘duh’ thing I’ve heard all day, but apparently, it has to be said. Thinkpad, Enterprise, or Sub300.

Linux 4 Lyfe Yo.

Recently, I picked up the cheapest laptop I could find for ~$150. The 8 hour (actually more like 6 hour) battery life is what sold me on it. As long as I use my phone for music or videos while I’m doing work, it’s totally worth having a netbook-style experience.

Windows 10 is Spyware an excellent product. All these changes just cover up the fact that they’re stealing your data, either through selling you to the highest bidder via ads or giving you unwanted updates, not to mention actually tracking us look pretty fantastic.

Just do it, what’s the worst that could happen?

Actually, it’s forced perspective and they’re just really really small

Hey man, I’m glad that I found this a few months ago. I’m pretty sure that this is the single most important post I’ve found on lifehacker.