It’s the basis of the entire Godzilla franchise!

Who do you root for? Good Lord, man, there have been few more clear-cut examples in history of rooting for the meteor. What a prime target that room is. 

HO......LY......SHIT.

A circus from the team that brought you multiple world tours of “Benghazi! The Greatest Show on Earth!”

“Are we Michael Cohen fans?”

Thank you for using Kentucky as your example.

Donald Trump’s daughter cum dream girl

Coincidentally,Pat Benatar did a lot of that in the “Love Is A Battlefield” video:

Having gotten stuck taking off the sports bra I keep for emergencies as recently as last week, I feel so seen. 

BREGMAN: You’re a millionaire funded by billionaires. That’s what you are.

Oh to live in a situation where being called a millionaire paid by billionaires is too much of a personal slight.... 

Kill the rich, grind them up and feed them to shelter animals

The simple fact is that daughters of past US presidents should stay non-partisan. We elected her to lead the country not meme dankly with her many cool friends

Keep an eye on Steve Coogan then. She’s got a rage boner for that guy. 

Yeah, I’ve been missing the moral high ground today. It’s Friday. I’m tired. If these dicks and creeps would stop doing shit, I might have more tolerance but here we are. Also, Trump announced that he is getting his fucking wall. National Emergency Time ladies and gents. Talk about a tool.

Really wish I could tag the “making men type paragraphs” facebook group on the “not all men” replies.

You know what? If you’re over 25 and you don’t know if she’s legal without seeing her ID, maybe just don’t.

That ol’ Don Trump is the worst. president. ever. is obvious to all with a functioning brain.

The thing I really don’t understand about this movie is why two super talented actors would sign up for this dreg.

I didn’t say “do every single one of these things every day.”