Fiats rust if they’re left outside? Who Knew.

Tom Dotter, a Denver-area shop owner who specialized in Fiats

They’re old Fiats. We knew that already.

None of the cars are in running condition.

Yeah, I’m not buying it. This whole thing feels staged to me. 

My entire philosophy regarding social media.

No need to call the police for everything. Sort it out youself! Christ. 

Joule thief!

Whatever “conservative” even means anymore is confusing, but thanks. I just consider myself an “issue by issue” type of person. There are great ideas from all sides of politics, and to ignore that notion is to lose out on a lot — in addition to demeaning your opposition instead of respecting them.

I’m a terrible person, because I just keep laughing at how he realizes it’s probably not a good idea about 4 seconds into the video, and then tries like hell to NOT get into the dark, scary hole.  Then gets whapped by a suitcase and AWAAAAYYYY he goes. 

Ha, ha! You’re funny, what with your expectations of Republican intellectual consistency and lack of hypocrisy. Funny man.

The GOP - “The federal government is useless! States rights! Federalism! The states are the laboratories of democracy!”

But it’s very important to own the libtardz! They’re the idiots that think increased carbon emissions are bad for the planet. Also, what kind of idiot doesn’t want to breathe in plumes of a good ol’ American Coal Roll?!  It’s good for the lungs. Let the Clouds of Liberty(tm) fly!

Makes sense financially. CARB (California and the other 12 states) make up 40% of all new auto sales and 50% of new vehicle revenue.

“look at the vulgarity, won’t someone think of the children...uh, not those dead children, I don’t care about those...”

It’s time for some vulgarity. I’m done playing nice and pretending that there’s any middle ground here. At least six kids have died in U.S. custody in the past year from torture and neglect at U.S. concentration camps. No kids died in immigration custody in the decade before that. And now American kids are being…

As I mention at the end of the post, this photoshop incident isn’t a big deal. But we’ll take any small victory these days when American teens are being placed in concentration camps and lose 20 pounds over a few weeks because they got picked up for being the wrong color.

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

Yes, it is brilliant double speak. It is technically true. What they don’t say is that the driver doesn’t get more money due to your tip, because if you tip more, DoorDash pays the driver less.