It is our Draft-Dodger-in-Chief. It is about him, it is always all about him.

That's funny. I thought NASCAR went left.

Also feels a lot like Juicero.

Nah, there’s too much clarity in there and not enough aimless ranting.

Except for, you know, attempting to not completely destroy the environment for future generations. But fuck em, we’ll be dead, amirite?

I wish I lived in a world where leaving plastic protective bits on a car wasn't called a "mod." 

I wish my life was so awesome that the biggest problem I had was whether or not other people were removing yellow plastic protective bits from their cars.

It’s just another version of his usual whine— “But Mo~ommmm! The EU gets to do [x], and the USA has to do [y], and it’s not faaaaaairrr! I wanna get to do [x] too!”

Fact: You’ve never made a consequential decision in your life.

Thanks, I was going to ask if there is a minimum. It didn’t warrant 5 seconds.

Fact: Anything you say on the internet that you preface with “Fact:” becomes true no matter what you say.

Wrong.

The thing about airlines is... if you fly enough, eventually every single one of them will piss you off in one way or another. Which is why those “I’ll never fly that airline again” comments amuse the hell out of me. Sooner or later, you’re gonna run out of options.

Is that an issue with the airline or the airport? (Seriously asking, I do not know how much control the airline have over the airport operations for things like this).

I think it’s high time we ask ourselves what the hell we want from Hamilton. To be a good sportsman (goody two-shoes, company man etc.), or a drama queen? Ask yourselves, is there anything he can do beyond being the greatest of his era not to get shade thrown at him?

My personal favorite movie that Amy Adams is in is Leap Year with Matthew Goode.  It’s a goofy rom-com, but I love it.  And she was FANTASTIC in Arrival, and everything else I’ve seen her in.

We just watched this last night and were dying at Keanu’s lines LMAO

Same with Vin Diesel

Not once.

Keanu’s best role until now was Neo.