Huh? I can’t find anything of him being pulled over. And he was tweeting as of an hour ago, so I’m guessing he’s not dead.

I did the same in Minneapolis a few years ago. The return area was under construction, and I wasn’t sure where to putt the car. I parked close to the booth/office, and dropped the key in the key return slot.

Someone that sees $2,000 additional income a month and thinks “oh wow, I can afford a luxury car now,” probably shouldn’t be buying that new luxury car.

So, is therefore, a desire for cleaner living conditions analogous to gentrification, and further, analogous to wypipo, and further, analogous to (wait for it) the R word... (racism in some tenuously extrapolated iteration).

I mean... that’s what it FEELS like you’re saying... at least according to your title.…

Triggered.

It would mean getting into a time machine back to 1978 and then writing this piece of hard-hitting journalism.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo dude.

can someone please circle the changes because I swear it feels like y’all are trolling me.

For everyone suggesting these two-doored cars, including the guy that is looking for help:
Putting babies in the back seat of a two door car sucks unshaven scrote-sack.

Yup. They’ve got me.

As the train came to a stop, distant cries of “Stop Resisting!” could be heard coming from the direction of the locomotive.

Turning a phone one quarter turn is difficult.I’m sure the surgeon general said it’s dangerous to do that much exercise in one sitting

Is that something people do?

Well nobody else has said it but I will. Not one, but TWO mouth breathers filming vertically. You know, if you stop posting these people might stop doing it. Rewarding bad behavior only encourages it. 

Clearly the train’s fault for not yielding to an emergency vehicle.

Both stances are correct but it depends if you are talking about pigment or light.

*and 95% of them sold or on the lot will be some form of grey.

So an energy drink company with 384 orders should totally be able to fund an F1 team, right? This isn’t some big ruse? 

Tastes like ass? Boy, that’s Rich.

If only some company involved in the EV market had foreseen this and was building a network of fast chargers at more hospitable locations? Hmmm...