Love that quote.

Her joyfulness is pretty wonderful, isn't it? Weirdly, it's not the nakedness that make the pictures worth looking at—what makes them so compelling is the fact that she's clearly having enormous, mischievous fun. It's oddly charming.

I'm digging her playful expressions. Fully nude with sheer joy across her face, instead of her typical fuck-me-face she makes in photos (or she is told to make - I don't know who is in charge).

I read that comment twice and I'm still trying to make sense of it.

I'm Jewish so my parents always took credit for our Chanukkah presents. They probably should have blamed a mythical figure on those shitty presents we were getting by Night Six or Seven though. "An eraser? Wow, thanks, Mom and Dad. You guys really get me." (Now I feel spoiled typing this out, because there are feral…

That is such a truth-bomb of a quote.

I wish more people would understand that pro-choice does not mean pro-abortion. You can be absolutely unwavering in your choice to never have an abortion PERSONALLY, but still support all the women who DO choose to have one based on their circumstances.

Oh my god that VOICE. She has two levels: this fake sympathetic bullshit voice and her shrill honking.

This makes it sound like his new girlfriend is an upgrade over you...?

Starred for your use of whickety whack.

Weaklings. None of them shall be Corn King.

Fun story: I once had to call the police non-emergency line because I came home and found my backyard overrun with... wait for it... goats. About 10 of them, mostly eating my plants and a few were fighting. They had knocked down my back fence, which butted up against undeveloped land. They were obviously someone's…

I didn't have any pictures of me, but here is my son, dressed as Minnie Mouse, with the microphone he is planning on spending the rest of his life with. #loveislove

Dude, I don't know how to tell you this, but look at his body language. The passion is gone. I'd check his text messages and find out whether he's cheating on you.

100% agree. I went to an academically rigorous undergrad institution and worked full time. I would not consider that period of my life stressful in the slightest. After 10 years working in the real world, I went to a top 25 law school. I did not consider that period stressful at all - I rather enjoyed it, actually.…

I think of Johns Hopkins as primarily a medical school. A med student who binge drinks to alleviate stress does not bode well for once they become a MD.

Less reason to stress if you are in a frat. They store exams, notes and papers from all the classes so you don't have to work or study half as hard (gotta learn to cheat the system early so they can go on to create Ponzi schemes and such).

"Cease your apathy. This concerns all of us."

Now that whole rape thing, that's just an isolated incident. But being unable to get turnt this weekend, that concerns all of us.

Not all of the dumb stories are going to be bad people stories — sometimes you get a cute but dumb one. That's why I put that first; it felt like a nice calm intro to the actual rage-inducing stuff. I harbor no ill will towards that guy, just like I don't harbor any ill will towards my classmate who, in 9th grade…