She is the Samurai's Bat-girl.. She is… Jack-Girl!

Yes, but I meant recently-season 5. It has been 50 years since the Samurai appeared in the future and Aku acts now as though he has felt every year of that, physically. I loved that opening in episode 2 with him waking up, doing his morning excercises and pulling his FLAMING EYEBROWS out of a drawer to put on. Even…

I know what you guys are asking. Who's this Galileo kid?

High Priestess: "Aku! I am your humble loyal servant! I am completely devoted to you!"
Aku: "That bitch be crazy."

Is anybody else just waiting for this dialogue bit?

Somewhere on the internet, it's already happened.

As far as Aku's softening, I feel like he's showing signs of weary aging. It's almost like Aku is ageless and immortal when Jack is not there. But the moment the Samurai appeared in the future Aku began aging while Jack became ageless. Did Aku's act of sending Jack to the future cause Aku to absorb Jack's natural…

Retro? Or "Classical"?

The magic from the wellspring was cut off. It wasn't turned off only for humans. Anything that relied on the wellspring for fuel is now cut off-this includes Niffins. But creatures that did not rely on the wellspring for fuel are unaffected by the magic drought. Just like people using Electric Cars don't have to…

Creatures who do not rely on magic from the wellspring for fuel are not affected. If the fairies can still use magic, it means they are not drawing on the wellspring for fuel.

Instead she gained a 2-person ticket home and a complementary plant with which to lure a god, ultimately killing it causing access to the wellspring's magic to be revoked and leaving them exposed to invasion by the fairies.

Ember and *Umber

I'm annoyed. Ember promised the Candy Witch in episode one of the season would pay off. He lied to me.

They already said it. Elliot told Ember: "That's our pitch. It's a new chapter and the title is- 'Shit Tons Of Drama, And Surprise'."

Ember is secretly Lev Grossman?

Possibly the first episode of next season will take place during those two months and make the final scene here feel earned retrospectively.

What does that even mean?

You could say relationships came to a head. A Jughead. :D

He does instinctively make sad/emotionally hurt puppy faces sometimes.

Do you just want Sabrina to be Syrian simply because she is an iconic character? Tell me your reasons aren't that shallow. I am actually curious of your vision of how Sabrina being represented as Syrian would be expressed on the show. How would it affect the character? What cultural aspects would inform her use of…