I see, so your NOT ALLOWED to be pissed at your friends for doing something you very clearly said you didn't want ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?

Jughead was So. Clearly. Uncomfortable. He said he didn't want it and they did it anyway and now he is stuck in a clearly uncomfortable situation and he is supposed to just smile and shut up?

No that part was Archie's fault completely. He welcomed a rager into his house right after Jughead got done telling them how uncomfortable he was and that he just wants to spend his birthday with the two of them quietly at the diner.

I'm always waiting for the next moronic choice Archie will make every episode. Not in a mad way. Just in an it-wouldn't-be-Archie without him making obvious moronic decisions way.

Archie's dad breaks it off with Veronica's mom-Archie/Veronica happen. Alice and FP used to be a thing? Betty and Jughead are now a thing. Don't tell me, Kevin's dad and Joaquin's mom used to date when they were teens?

#SorryNotSorry

Moose will just be bumped up from incidental background character.

Don't be rediculous. The black guy always has to die first. Then the deviant.

Nem-eh-sees

I had a friend in college who used to use the term 'nemesi' years ago.

Yes! Archie and Ethel! For one week only. :P

No. For that they fed maple syrup to a goat and then slaughtered it in sacrifice to the god of gingers.

75 years feels like a long time for a blackmail plot. Was there a Nazi in the Blossom family or something?

Archie actively seeks out teen drama cliches. It's like he needs them. It's like he thinks it's the way the world is supposed to be so he has to MAKE them happen. He's the opposite of Jughead on that front.

What is their shipping label? 'Aeronic'?

We are already doing the pregnancy thing this season. We don't need TWO pregnancy plots on this show at the same time.

It's not really the kind of drama the show needs right now. That kind of drama needs to be in the new Spider-Man movie.
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Then lets imagine Dicaprio as Veronica's dad.

It would be an Epic Rap Battle scenario except without the music.

Betty is Queen B. Cheryl is Queen C and Veronica is Queen V.
Then we have the Kings A(Archie), J(Jughead) and K(Kevin). Which in reverse are KJ Apa's initials… weird.