How do you pronounce your username?

You and Dorian felt the same way.

Maybe he transfers to a newly made portrait every 100 years?

Hey, that therapist is a New Yorker! And she has a captive Vampire patient now she can spend the rest of no seasons experimenting on vampire therapies with. Can you imagine what she could do with that broken mind of Renly's?

Obviously, she's The Highlander.

He's already played a singing Spider-Man on Broadway…

"Though I sort of like the idea of a show ending when it runs out of story."
… although all the characters developing(specifically without Vanessa's influence) and new introductions this season provided and all the hanging plot threads left behind are practically shouting this show was no where near running out of…

I think he said "Aww $h!t. The parties over."

*Ethan doesn't know about Brona.
*Dracula got away- he admitted to turning Malcom's daughter.
*Lilly is still a lost immortal who doesn't want to become another Dorian.
*Clare never got around to participating in the main plot EVER.
*Dorian was a perpetual B-Story making him less a character and more a plot device. Was…

Also this season felt like Iron Man 2 and then an announcement that they are cancelling The Avengers.

I think Dorian's ending was the only good character ending in this Series finale.

Isn't Lyle going to Egypt? The Mummy! And Amunet gets reincarnated in Egypt? Would be an interesting pull towards a season 4 that will never happen.

The ultimate forsaken punishment. Having to return to life as a mediocre Museum Director giving half-listened to lectures to a bunch of old bats he'd rather feed his night children- but hey, most of them have probably died or run away.

What do werewolves become in a "strawberry moon"? that must be something special.

Maybe Dorian was there too. He just stopped caring.

John Logan, then, is HORRIBLE at planning plans.

I would have liked not knowing if it was actually a good ending to the series. Unfortunately that was not the case.

Fear: that John Logan will create another show with an ending like that.
Lonely: that he ripped all those rich characters with more story in them away from us prematurely.
Cruelty: that he sprung such an ending as this on everyone with no fair warning.

The amount of character development they gave all the characters away from Vanessa's direct influence suggests this show was actually killed off prematurely, long BEFORE it's expiration. Sadly.

Except this show has characters with stories that should have extended passed this. Infact life-after-Ives would have been a nice season 4 and wouldn't have ruined anything. Look, Victor and Clare's stories had absolutely ZERO to do with the main plot for the entire season, Victor was randomly swiped up for the…