The first photo with Trump was clearly taken before the event had begun. You can see people who aren’t smiling and posing properly. The person behind the President is looking down at his feet. Clearly, the entire team hasn’t arrived for the ceremony yet. In the second picture, you have a lot of hangers-on jumping into…

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

“...I think they should give me an R0 head.”

Now this...this is the article I was looking for on this stressful Tuesday afternoon. Torch discussing Star Wars arcana - it’s like a warm bubble bath. Aaahhh...