Meh, I don’t like either of them but Amber is young and shouldn’t waste any more of her life and youth on this drunk mess.

It’s a measure of how much antipathy there is towards Amber Heard that nobody has suggested that maybe she gave him an ultimatum about sobering up. Maybe she couldn’t stand by and watch?

4. How will you deal with the inevitable changes in yourselves which may make the original agreements no longer valid?

The Olympics are incredibly unsustainable. It won’t be too much longer before the number of host city bids drops to 1 or 2 total. They should really be investigating a permanent location for the games where new infrastructure doesn’t need to be built, then left to rot every 4 years.

ugh so disappointed in my girl blake.

Does anyone else suspect that Bey and Jay are super weird by this point in their lives? I feel like they have that isolated, rich celebrity crazy going on. I haven't seen either of them do an interview in a long time so I have nothing really to go off of.

I love Lemonade. The visuals for Lemonade are just stunning.

So the theory here is that the reason more African American women seek out abortion is not that they are more likely to face economic hardship and lack of access to birth control, but rather that they don’t want black babies? Just want to make sure I understand.

JESUS this is such bullshit. Holy mother of shit.

I want to run for Congress, win and draft a bill to make it legal for American citizens to punch these guys in the dick.

“and then he killed himself with poison and then I stabbed myself”

That Elle line is total BS. The entire beauty of online content is that there aren’t the space anf format limitations of print. There is no excuse for full credits not appearing in the infinite online space.

If they were asked to remove it by Beyonce’s team it’s a shared action.

An Elle rep says the mag switched the format of the copy online (it now says to buy the issue for full credits) for the sake of “user experience.”

I loved Colin Farrell circa like 2000, and In Bruges and Seven Psychopaths are awesome and he’s great in them and they redeemed him to me to some extent, but man, dude comes off as having super gonorrhea.

For those who would prefer having it all spelled out, here is the quote at the end of the Genius article, which is further excerpted from this piece on mtv.com:

And I will continue contributing to those box office numbers, because no matter how terrible the movie Melissa McCarthy almost always manages to make me laugh until I pee.

The criticism I always here of her is that she’s making the same movie over and over. As if Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell and every other male comedian ever didn’t do that exact same thing.

YES. It’s also a close cousin to the freedom of speech argument that so many people still don’t understand a) only protects you from government persecution and b) is for everyone, so the rest of us are equally free to tell you what an asshole you are/not patronize your businesses/avoid you altogether.

a gif from God.