Those were his evaluating pants. Deep pockets for his notebook.

As long as we don’t get TOO close to the side of treating women like human beings. Shudder. Way too extreme.

DBB you hit the truth exactly right there.

Everyone keeps forgetting that the THIGH GAP was his favorite part of a woman.

Best line of the episode right here.

They weren’t funny to a GoT viewer either.

Andy Samberg looked hot with that facial hair. And I don’t usually like facial hair.

Really? That’s the best thing I’ve heard.

I know I’ve seen this exact plotline on another show, and I can’t place it. I want to say, Sex and the City? No wait, it was Marnie on Girls! She tried to pawn the earrings her mom had given her, and it turned out they were junk. She, also, was in the midst of a downward spiral.

He brought up Josh Radnor, and no one knew who he was talking about.

I didn’t get that joke until the 4 non blondes part.

Oh my god. This is incredible. Bravo.

I was 90% sure Gretchen was building up to a huge kick in the dick in that last scene. Was disappointed it didn’t happen.

It can be two bloated, corpse-like things.

I think I laughed more at that line about rupturing your uterus than any other joke on this show. All of those lines you quoted by Krakowski were golden.

Lisa Hanawalt has a podcast called Baby Geniuses. She always talks about loving horses all of her life, she is a total horse person. They even have a section on the podcast called Chunch chat, about Martha Stewarts horse named Ben Chunch.

This is going to be my Halloween costume this year. Vincent Adultman is my everything

Aren’t all dogs Inhuman, though?

I am so sad that I can’t see the comments from reviews written before the Kinja-pocolypse. We were promised they would be ported over- will they?!

It’s true, mocking people whose children have been violently murdered doesn’t pay as well as you might think.