Nice try, Arcade Fire guy! Unfortunately any commentary about music or musicianship that is uttered while at Coachella is immediately invalidated.

That's an interesting bit of trivia. I was going with pork because I have read that humans and pigs are extremely close genetically (the flesh being similar is apparently why parasites like the roundworm that causes trichinosis can live in both).

I just don't think it's right to compare a beef shank with a human thigh. Physiologically, they simply aren't too similar. The shank is full of tendons, as it's right above the extremely bony lower leg. Its human analogue would be a calf. A thigh is basically a big slab of muscle (meat) wrapped around a big bone,…

The closest analogue to human flesh is pork. It makes perfect sense to cook pork that way.

Wait a minute… This isn't a good film… DISAPPOINTED!!!

I say a still-living Abigail.

It does go down into the cushions. It's hard to see because the color is similar to the couch's, but I assure you it's there. Maybe try adjusting your gamma.

How can science answer the question "what brought about the existence of the universe?"

Counterpoint: You aren't funny, have a terrible sense of humor, and don't realize it.

Your Canadianness checks out.

Even though he was barely in it, Tom suddenly recognizing his own mortality was my personal favorite moment of the episode.

I have to admit, I did not expect that.

Easily the weakest sketches of KitH, and the fact that they are still pretty funny just goes to show what a great show it was.