That’s the best first-gen Touareg investment you can make: not driving it.

“Too close for missiles {rolls up sleeves of Affliction t-shirt and flexes} — switching to guns!”

False. CrossFit bros are too busy talking/posting about CrossFit.

What the fuck this thing looks great! Go Chevy. I sure hope the Focus RS sells well so they feel obligated to come up with a competitor... this sure looks sleeker than the new Focus.

Surprisingly good looking, even in that ugly color. Now let’s hope for an SS model.

In my MSF class, the instructor said that generally, the only time you should have your feet near the ground when you are on the bike, is when you are stopped or backing up. Other than that it’s clutch control and get your damn feet on the pegs.

Is there a mode where I can help manage the property through Germany’s bankruptcy laws while trying to keep Bernie from taking the GP to Qatar? I bet I could get a better deal on their hefty insurance premiums. Racing is so fun.

I like how the front end looks very angry, all “GRR GET OUT OF MY WAY” and the back end looks, “OMG, wuut? did just pass you?! no way!”

You use the gift cards to chip that bitch AFTER they "fix" it.

Now I can’t wait for the Block Fiesta VS Baldwin Chevy Gymkhana/Recoil crossover! Give Block a longer track on the street and BJ can cut corners or go totally off-road with the trophy truck!