look CDC......look......we know. We know its bad. We know we’re not supposed to eat it and its risky. We are doing it in spite of that. You can give us all the side eye and indignant warnings you like, but we’re out here scarfing on some raw cookie dough and that’s that.

Show me the dead dough-eaters, CDC!

They can pry my cookie dough from my cold, dead hands. I’ve been eating it my whole life and have no plans to stop now.

Cheesecake Factory and their cheesecake are trash.

I was one of the people whose debt was forgiven with the help of this organization! I got a letter in the mail about two weeks ago, and thought it was total bullshit at first. Very grateful for this. I’m in North Carolina, though, and the debt was incurred in Phoenix, so I don’t think this organization works…

Love her anthropology-professor-in-a-movie cosplay.

Still a step in the right direction. Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good

“Hand of Dog” as it’s known in Argentina

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

amazing that so many people think of these tech-world millionaires & billionaires as progressive stalwarts, when their personal behavior and company policies speak to anything but that...

This is an organized criminal gang, and they should be treated accordingly. From the indictment:

I still think police and politicians should face multipliers on their convictions, because they are in positions of power and we have no choice but to trust them. So if a crime normally carriers a 5 years sentence for a normal, powerless citizen, for a police officer or politician, it should get multiplied by 2.

Right, that’s it. You Yanks have gone too far this time.

Or maybe just something like this.

I was thinking OVER HEIGHT MUST TURN may not make sense to some - like, “what’s over height?”  Maybe change the trigger message to YOU WILL HIT THE BRIDGE, TURN AROUND DUMBFUCK

You’d think things like this would work.

They need the Australian water curtain! 

It’s important to remember that the “Scottish right” freemasons were founded because they were uncomfortable with how many Jewish people were admitted into the society in London.

Dear Scottish Rite Dormitory,

Get our name out of your goddamned mouth you cockwombles.

Signed,

Scotland.