Three fucking cops were shot but I’m sure an armed guard who washed out of police academy could have taken the shooter out easily.

I hope this happened at Shelley Long’s insistence because Mike Schur was eager to write her into The Good Place so we could get the tv show that we don’t deserve but we all need right now.

It always bothered me that they explained that the reason Shelly Long’s character wasn’t married to Ed O’Neill anymore was that “she was crazy” and alluded to some undefined mental illness.  I guess they needed a reason for all the kids to be so close to their kind-of-gross dad and estranged from mom, but “woman be…

Was the “Look Miserable” thing supposed to be a joke? Cuz they look cute and happy. I don’t know why I’m defending celebrities this morning but i can’t find it in me to snark on objectively nice things when there’s so many bad things to spend my negative energy on.

This video is what I automatically think of every time I hear a guy say things like “I prefer women who don’t wear makeup,” or “Women don’t need makeup.” Then that same guy will ask a woman without makeup if she is feeling ill or tired. For us ladies, the struggle is real. This happens all the time.

For future reference Jim, this is how you do it…

Heck, it even had those nice white stripes on the street pointing you toward it.

I may have (cough) accidentally driven on a sidewalk once, so I’m going to withhold judgment on the matter.

it wasn’t that long ago

“Luxury Christmas Tree Gin Flavored Salted Hand-Cooked Crisps.”

So, let’s get something straight. A private, female citizen came forward to tell the country about her experience with sexual assault because she felt it was her duty to do so in order to give the people in charge a clear picture of the man who they were about to put on the highest court in the land for a lifetime…

Tell me more about how men’s lives are ruined by rape accusations, and women only do it for that sweet rape money.

GOOD FOR YOU. Take that, Brett Kavanaugh!

My first date with my husband was two 40s in my bedroom and then hooray for free condoms! THIS WAS A PLANNED DATE.

How do some of these sound so much like failed auditions for being humans?

Oh fuck this.

My chest hurt. I’m glad that I’ve always a natural mistrust of men especially in packs. Even as a very young girl, I sensed the predator in some men. So, I made myself strong and tough. Learned to fight from my Aunt that was 4 years older than me. She beat my ass so no one else could or would be able too. RIP Sweet T. …

I don’t think anyone credible – looking at you, Yertle McConnell and Ghost Prune Grassley — is permitted to pretend victim-account-corroborating testimony on the record doesn’t exist. It does. https://www.rawstory.com/2018/10/georgetown-prep-classmate-gives-sworn-statement-kavanaugh-lied-infamous-renate-alumnus-refere…

It’s Aldi for bougie white people who feel like they’re getting premium products, but really its the same cheap stuff wrapped up nicer at a slightly higher price, but still relatively cheap. Point being, just shop at Aldi.

To clarify: enjoying ethnic food is not the problem. The problem is all the preening and congratulating white people do about it.