An embittered lady I knew squeezed a bottle of chocolate syrup on her ex's car; $800 damage. My boss was pissed at his ex-wife's lawyer; he poured paint remover over the front of the lawyers car; when the lawyer got in the car and slammed the door, the windshield fell into his lap and all the paint on the front of…

This game has it all: Nazis, demons, bosses, and BFGs. Guaranteed to keep you up nights.

What's next -Raygun wants us to nuke Liberia out of existence because, ebola + commies = welfare queens?

Warning: this has nothing to do with Mr Carroll, but I can't believe gawker hasn't mentioned the attacks in Quebec today by former drug addict/Muslim convert. I would have thought gawker would be all over a story about how lack of free access to drugs leads to mass murder -"If only we had legal pot!" -"99% of…

love how the 6 .50 cals rock the plane; .50's are as close to artillery as practical on a WW2 plane. The noise must have been fearsome for the pilot; up close, a .50 is deafening.

fallout 3 was phenomenal; new vegas sucks; dead end journeys; quests that take 10 back-and-forth trips; traveling around endless mountains.

Dan Snyder: "Fox News? I've decided to change the team's name to something less controversial. Right now, we're leaning toward Drunk White Frat Boys. You like it?"

No, several of them have female cousins and sisters.

More the other way round; the Five Civilized Tribes taught the immigrants representative democracy.

here's what happens when you queue up to flee:

-extra points for wearing the muscle-man t-shirt. From now on, I'm not goin' anywhere without out a tank top & a fire extinguisher.

Trial in Indonesia, place of the crime. I wonder what the prisons are like there? -probably not as nice as the one's in Norway.

In the 70's I knew folks who regularly got on planes with $10-30,000 strapped to their bodies. Now only amateurs do that. Move your $ by electronic deposit, please! I don't want to be next in line at the TSA check-in when they find you staggering under a load of Benjamins so big you look like a pregnant elephant. Hate…

The amount of money is irrelevant -banks can report any transactions they think are suspicious. $100; $1000; moving only $9999 doesn't make you safe from scrutiny.

an eight-track player, of course.

Ok, I don't know much about soccer, but why do all these winning-goal-pictures feature the damn goalies falling down? I know the teams spend boo-ya money; can't they hire guys that can stay on their feet ONE minute of the game? This is why I can't watch soccer; in American sports you don't see basketball guards or…

this will be to future generations what avocado green kitchen appliances are to us now.

a different perspective: in China 20 years ago, I'd walk out of my school wearing a Cerutti suit & $200 shoes: mommies with kids would see me approaching, grab the kids hands and walk out into the street to go around me. The kids got + points if they pointed their fingers and made pew! pew! sounds while yelling…

-a thoughtful curmudgeon?

Any homeless guy running out of any store with an armful of liquor bottles and laughing.