been tried already. negative results.

no, but I an familiar. and don't think for a minute I'm gonna slap some armor on my Rivvie like those guys in Syria do. Nope.

I'm in. Can I drive my cherry '64 Riviera there?

There's a Stephen King novel in here somewhere...

Walking to work in Tokyo one day, I saw a commotion on a side street; lots of police encircling a man on the sidewalk. With time to spare, I walked over, then backed up to the other side of the street. A homeless guy was on the sidewalk, lying in an incredible pile of feces and raving at the cops, who were doing their…

Walking home from Ikebukuro station in Tokyo late one night my eyes were drawn to a couple on the street. A well-dressed young hostess from the nearby club was holding up a shit-faced drunk 60-something salaryman and unzipping his fly; while I and several others watched, she pulled out his johnson and held him so he…

I live in Alaska, aka Raven World. I feed the neighborhood ravens daily to placate them because I know how crazy-smart they are. FYI, Konrad Lorentz wrote about an incident long ago when he was followed and harassed by flocks of crows everywhere he went in his town. He eventually figured out that his crime was…

Was a waiter in Hawaii many years... ah, tourists... I found and returned items that jet-lagged sun-struck vacationers left behind more times than I can count. Wallets, purses, checkbooks, passports, phones, lots of $1000 SLR cameras, room keys, once an expensive briefcase with legal docs, wallet, cell, camera, etc.…

Bears II sequel delayed for technical reasons.

So what should you do? As you go through your taxes this season, make sure your W-4 is up to date, and possibly enlist a professional for help. You won't get that victorious feeling of opening a big check, but you'll have more money total, which feels pretty nice.

I was stuck on a bus for an hour during a riot. In the 90's, I lived in Taipei, Taiwan & taught ESL. The bus I was riding slowed to a stop in gridlock on an overpass; below us, rows of police watched while protesters burned a news van; everything was cool until some fool threw a Molotov cocktail at the cops. The…

nice shot grouping.

Nyet. Sex only during performance. But nothing weird, da?

these come in different colors to coordinate with your Gucci running attire. - thanks, an old Alaskan who doesn't fall down a lot.

Pants. PANTS on fire...

Every Olympics should be turned over to Japan entirely.