Katie, allow me to play the role of resident manspaining douchebag whenever I bring this issue up at work. Don’t worry. The speech never changes!

Let a retired bitch be petty, Joan

I get the cyncism. I understand that sense of futility. But, my God, since when is it not worth trying? Since when is making every effort imaginable to prevent further violence worthy of mockery? What are you doing besides writing snarky articles on a pop culture website? She went to the source, futile or not, and…

The wave of new Gen Z voters who are entering their first presidential election season with fiercely held political beliefs and a renewed vigor for socialism that contextualizes the world around them

Man, what kind of halycon quaint time was it when we thought The Far Side was funny

but why have you read moby dick several times?

Incubus lyrics look great with that font btw

That’s not Papyrus, that’s Bradley Hand! My absolute favorite font for AIM away messages, circa 2002-2008.

Now that I’m planning my own nontraditional wedding I’m finding a shocking number of people who claim to believe that if you don’t follow tradition you must not be serious about your marriage and you’re being disrespectful (to whom? Unclear).

The comments are SO weird to me. A wedding doesn’t have to be an EVENT. It can just be a happy celebration. The dinosaur didn’t steal the entire thing. Did people look at the Dino? Fuck yeah. But that doesn’t take anything away from two people promising to love each other.

I read somewhere that Aniston has basically made a career being the subject of tabloid fodder. She gets paid six figures for each of those interviews, plus rolling out one or two totally forgettable rom-coms every year, plus shilling water and Aveena. She’s basically built out a career being Jennifer Aniston.

I’m gonna lay a great big greasy truth bomb on ya ...

And of course, ‘tis the season for pumpkin spice IPAs (aka, PSLs for white dudes).

For the first writer: Watch The Good Place. The central question of this show is exactly what you’re talking about. There are some phenomenal discussions about what it means to be a good person and the motivations for being a good person. You could alternately get a lot of these discussions by reading the books that…

The good news is that both “good” and “marginally better” are cumulative functions. 0.00000001% better may not seem like a lot, but if 100,000,000 people all collectively decided to be 0.00000001%, the math says that would make the world 10% better.

No, the issue is the bullshit of acting like speaking about trying to ameliorate the effects of climate change without being perfect about it, is somehow hypocrisy, When most of us also want and encourage ourselves and others to save the environment, all without composting or recycling perfectly, and still buying…

I used to have a business partner that was always “throwing money at the problem”. We’d have a client from hell causing me grief and working me 60 hours a week and my partner would just add money to my paycheck. Most people would think me ungrateful to say this but i said “fuck your money, give me my life back”. …

Man, I need to read these books. My kitchen is a fuckin’ disASter.

None. After he walked out on me and the kids I made a big point of continuing to go absolutely everywhere that I liked because fuck him, I own all these places and HE can go find somewhere new if it bothers him. 

I was married once. It was on the planet Earth. Since then, fuck that place.