That whale in the video is OBVIOUSLY waiting, jaws agape, for his goodboy treat for fetching The Thing. Toss him an anchovy, you monsters!

It’s a big part of it. Sigh.

No kidding. Life goals, right there. And I wholeheartedly second Wife on Mars’ suggestion of caftans and jewels. 

True.

I usually don’t mind spoilers, but that movie was spoiled for me too in a way that I’m still pissed off about. A friend of mine who has never even watched Star Wars but was annoyed by the hysteria on his FB feed about the upcoming The Force Awakens posted “OMG HAN SOLO DIES??” on opening night as a total joke. And Han…

Sansa was trained by Littlefinger. Girlfriend has a LONG GAME here, this was not just a blab, this was a calculated spread of information.

Exactly, we all cheered when she burned the slavers alive, and burned the warlocks alive, and locked that one guy in a vault to starve to death, and burned a bunch of other people alive, and burned one of the former masters alive because she just picked him out of a lineup to punish anyone for the Sons of the Harpy,…

isn’t that the prophesy she received at the House of the Undying?

I think they mean Brienne.

I’m not certain that they hate her anymore. Winter is here, and she managed to both pay off all the crown’s debts AND get a giant supply of food (courtesy of the Tyrells) into the city. And she’s protecting the realm from “foreign invaders” and Northern upstarts (the same family who “started” the last war that ravaged…

After watching Ep3 again, it appears that quite a few of the front-line Dothraki retreated after the initial clash (along with Ser Jorah). And in Ep4 they mention that about half of them were wiped out. So some are still around, apparently. I guess. Certainly written badly.

There is another living witness to Jon’s parentage: Howland Reed.

Davos has sincerely been my favorite character for the entire series, books and TV both. He is truly The Best.

Just a reminder that the outdated, racist electoral system will still be what determines the winner in 2020. Nothing about it has changed or gotten better. Just because we know what to blame doesn’t mean we shouldn’t actively try to leverage it, and shake people out of their apathy. It’s the only way we win.

Hey now, that’s not fair... white people with tiny amounts of controlled substances for personal use usually get let off with a stern-talking to.

My personal pet theory is that Varys and Missandei are the only ones left alive and they establish Westerosi democracy. 

I’m wondering what kind of lingering side-effects Arya will experience after having the Night King fully wrap his hand around her throat. Bran’s arm got grabbed once in a dream and it fucked him up and connected them for life.

Martha Stewart is a damn TREASURE and she also has the best instagram (her personal one, not the Martha Stewart Brand one), tied in my mind with Brian May from Queen.

jfc the barn doors

This describes a friend of mine to a T.