The apology has already made the new Top Gear worse than the old.

Texan here...

That’s the perfect opportunity to have a beat up but reliable Corolla.

Porsche is a rare example because the pedigree cars (911 and Boxster) do hold their value due to a healthy enthusiast base, while the Cayenne, Macan and Panamera have a different—more-mainstream—clientele, and thus do not.

If for no other reason because it hasn't been raised in more than two decades and USs road infrastructure is quite literally crumbling as a result.

You sir are the problem.

I guess you think this article is about other people.

God... That just highlights how much prettier the Porsche is.

There is nothing you can do to make that sound German in my head. English accents all the way through lol.

Fellow jalopnik Mers found the same thing as a FB video in English yesterday:

I picture two mustachioed men in bowler caps and formal wear sitting in high backed leather chairs before a roaring hearth sipping brandy from fine crystal. One, he wears a monocle, looks to the other and quite guffaws, “Say, Willigins, you were but the scandalous thought of your ne’er do well father, Lord…

The driver/passenger door thing is a good tip, and something I always think about if I only have 2 or 3 spots to pick from.

I do that all the time too. I figure the guy in the corvette/BMW/Audi/Benz or any type of enthusiast driven car probably cares about getting a door ding as much as I do.

Generally, I try to do one or more of the following if I don’t want to get my car dinged:

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

I’ll likely be putting a deposit down. We’re sold on Tesla up to this point and as the Model S is too large for our needs, both the wife and I are quite excited to see the unveiling and slap some cash down!

I can picture it alright, however each time I try to picture it I see a car that’s broken down in your driveway.

I wouldn’t say they’re bad, I’d say they’re misleading. They’re targeted at the type of people that are featured in the ads, who think that a leather interior makes a car like a Lexus, or that in-car wi-fi is a desperately needed option, or that a steel bear cage protects better than aluminum. People who don’t do…

2nd Gear: Meanwhile, Mazda slid. A lot. Like, a 16% drop from last February lot.