Because HEROES get to do whatever they like at any time.

You're kidding right? Professional hockey is one thing, but two groups of people that are normally supposed to demonstrate control and the ability to not let a situation get out of hand. This is a foolish display of animosity and it's a disgrace to New York officials. They should be ashamed

Can you explain why, exactly? Like... what possesses these fucking dumb asses to behave like that? Civil servants that are supposed to protect people from things like.. I dunno... an ass beating... and they engage in it in a public setting.

This was the touching scene as they demonstrated to the Make-A-Wish kids in attendance that they should never stop fighting.

Who knew a story about a guy randomly deciding to cut open a dead porcupine could be so heart-warming?

Justice Mississippi style:

Imma let you finish but this was the best sketch of all time...

That's kind of absurd. Also, guess which one of us is half Chinese?

For some reason, this is my favorite.

It says a lot about the degree of my sociopathy that I'm in tears of laughter at this....

Dear lord. +1

"I'm still alive," Eddie Vedder once sung. And so he is.

Kurt Cobain wrote a song called "Something In The Way." As it turned out, that something was his face, and it was in the way of a bullet.

"I would shiver the whole night through" Kurt Cobain once sang. Whether he indeed shivered the whole night through, slowly bleeding out on the floor of his Seattle area home, or whether the end came more quickly from the gunshot to the head that rang out "in the pines, in the pines" is just one new question being…

"They tried to make me go to rehab / I said no, no, no," Amy Winehouse once lamented; she later said no, no, no when her friends said 'hey Amy maybe lay off the drugs' before her death by overdose.

"I am the walrus" - John Lennon. If Kurt Cobain were the walrus he would still be alive as he would not have had fingers to pull a trigger.

Back when I was an athlete in high school and college, I NEVER had sex the night before a competition. Sadly, neither did I the night after. Or the one after that. Or the one...