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This is not Matt Farah’s million mile Lexus.

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The Citroen SM which was obviously designed by a lunatic:

“Dude, my $50k factory truck is totally the same as a $500k trophy truck.”

I’m surprised there’s no SuperDuty, since it’s Texas.

Too many doors.

I’d bet more.

This car is more like a crack pipe.

Even in cities that do have public transit, often it's not particularly robust outside of the core of the city.

Why is that a “holy shit” moment? Tone isn’t obvious from the written word.

I could be wrong, but don’t think Banksy would put up one poster over and over so close together.

Obviously it's a Panamera knock-off.

"Bunny hop!"

It's like 1980s SciFi movies and the Multipla had secret love child.

How was this thing not in Total Recall?

As many of you know, I recently purchased a Hummer. For those of you who don't know much about the Hummer, allow me to explain: this is a hardcore, serious, off-road-ready military vehicle designed to do battle in camel-infested nations, except mine has a CD player.

That's not how laws work.

It wouldn't make tailgating legal, it would just make not yielding illegal.

For the love of god, don't drive drunk.