@LandofMinos and the Adventures of Governor Frontbottom: My brother, at the age of about 4, stuffed these down the defrost vents in Dad's truck:

Recipe for making money with an updated Datsun marque:

I have to admit, I do like the exhaust - I've been waiting for the tuner crowd to adopt the exhaust look from sportbikes- the tucked-under-the-tail and angled up look. I see now that it requires, uh, major revision of the tookus.

@NovaloadMissesPolar: Like that girl I dated...

Corporate mouthpiece puppet spews bullshit.

Took a girl to a prom — for some absolutely unknown reason, we took her parents' Reliant K. Only time I ever drove one. Topped out at 50, shuddered at 48.

@escapenguin: Acid is the alternative fuel source — just lick and stick.

Needs one of these:

@LandofMinos and the Adventures of Governor Frontbottom: Most places it works great, especially in the wide open ranges in the West. Radio reception is non-existent for hours. It's nice to hear something other than your CD collection for a change.

Tesla sez... "That'll buff right out."

hummer, blow, bonus!, softening. sounds like a happy ending.

All the cash this kid's got, and he drives a turd-green 2wd truck with stock rims...

De Svedes, dey don' need da four wheels for da corner, doncha know.

Now put its head on a pole as a warning to the rest of those Teutonic barbarians.

And here we go with the used-BMW jokes again... where's that underage girl?

@DoctorNine: Excellent.

I was all set to be pissed - but really, I don't use more than 50 of my Sirius channels anyway. More like 20, tops. The a la carte for 6.99 would be just fine for me, and cost about half.

@TurboBrick: I had a friend whose mother was from Finland — he gave me some salmiac. Loved it. Count me in the few who would ask for another. Man, I'd totally forgotten about that until you brought the name up...

Almost looks... deliberate. Jealous little fox-body, id'n he?

Don't forget to wear these - you won't stick the the theater floor.