Alpine.

80's Volvo is too new.

Ah, the raw seduction of hiding the goods behind leather and fishnet...

@BeerDearthair: There's scotch?

At least these ladies are getting paid for their exploits... That underage certified pre-owned has so much to learn.

@FuzzyPlushroom: Sport Kombi, my friend. That's the term.

@Elhigh: Chuck Norris sez that the environment is just some myth that Al Gore made up.

So, a thought: If you pee in the urea tank will the fanboys from [f150s.com] threaten your life?

@Lackey: EXACTLY. The opportunity for diesel trucks is not in yet-another-too-big-and-too-much for most users; we have got more than plenty of that sitting on lots unsold.

@Mike the Dog: You walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death, my friend. Hats off, everyone, to the man with the Rambler. Now pass those hats around for his restoration fund.

You've got to stop looking in Phoenix — these things are just a few miles away from me. it gets all kind of funny ideas in my head.

And when no people are around, they've been hazing that young upstart Mercedes. That little German punk...

I've got no problem with this. The neighborhood might really have a problem.

Dude, no way those throttle bodies are real. I bet you can see the weld marks.

It's a decently attractive car. Just not on the plane of a typical Ferrari. But then, the Cayman is criticized by purists as well. Let them criticize; a Cayman is attainable for most of us.

Ladies and gentlemen, you bleed at the pump so 22-year-old idiots can kill themselves with the silver spoon.

@beercheck: Hey, Hudson or Austin would be sure to assign some marketing dollars to that idea...

That Nissan Nails is a flat-black rattle can and a bed mounted 50 cal away from MadMaxity.

I moved to Arizona in a black wagon.

@Solo_Racer: While the hippo may be sprung weight as a passenger, I assure you the driver would most definitely by unsprung. In a very ... small ... way.