Tell him you’ll take him kayaking.
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You should ask him now! Just, out of the blue, ask him “why an airport bench?” And yes, I assume this incident was years ago. That makes it all the better.
Lucky people... “sometimes fuck buddy”...
First time I get to use this in response.
My boyfriend sometimes tries to be all message-sexy at me and I ruin everything because I am too shy and easily embarrassed and also because sometimes my brain goes ‘Wait wait, I have, like, the best joke I can tell right now’ and I ruin all romantic and sexy moments in my need to be funny.
I am a bit surprised it took this long. Dempsey was not a nice person and was known to be a bit of an ass. That’s why he and Washington originally got into it on the set. Then Washington made those completely inappropriate comments and got canned leaving Dempsey smelling a bit like a rose when, in reality, he’s a…
Does anyone but me find it ironic that Buzzfeed exposed the removal of an article?
I just sent this in but I am a grey and it probably won’t get read. In negotiations for a three-some with my current male lover we had a plan whereby I was having a promising third man (who is bi) over. I was to warm him up to the idea and then invite lover #1 over. I wrote: “He is adorable. I can’t wait to have you…
What the fuck kind of spell was that?! Witch!
How is his peen compared to Terrance Howard’s?
“I just need it! It’s like I’m a diabetic and there’s insulin in your ass and I have to get it with my tongue!” Classy.
“I’ll reach up and grab your waste and pull you into my face.”
i just gagged in sympathy for you
“I want to push your head down really hard while you give me head”
I fucking love the idea of using Socratic Questioning in the style of cognitive-behavior therapy in sexting. I’m just gonna ask you questions until you reach the conclusion I’d like you to reach; it’s much more salient if you’re able to get there on your own.
I like to send awkward sexts because I’m horrible at dirty talk.