Well now that blowjob is just completely embarrassing.

He'd be on Tinder banging randoms within the first hour.

My wife and I went on our honeymoon to Cannes, Australia. We walked out onto a beach and, just as we do in America, walked through the shallows as we went down the beach. People were everywhere. No one said anything to us.

No. you spin off The Joker as its own film franchise.

"I just want the picture to look like what the thing looks like."

You're right. The owner totally lost that argument right there. His grammatical error is clearly the Nazi in the room.

I recall one where the reviewer gave the restaurant one star because the parking lot was so full that she had to leave. She never even went inside.

This is a review for a Panera I once found.

Anyone over 5 who uses "butt hurt" in a sentence should automatically be kicked off the island and by island, I mean Earth.

Can you—can you NOT switch your race at will?

Hey Robert, if they are still in business 5 years later, they're doing pretty well!

Harney Sushi should hire a sushi chef from India to cause Maria even more confusion when it comes her opinions and ideas of Asian stereotypes.

This article gets 1 star. It's spelled "Broseph."

That guys yearly update on the water bottle fiasco was the funniest thing I've seen in a long fucking time

"Is the best Italian food made by Italians?"

They thought $8 for a glass of wine was a lot? Must not order a lot of wine by the glass.

Could have used some vegan options.

It was nice of Robert S. to factor inflation into his review updates.

Jesus, man. Did you not offer to warm said boobs up?

Sweatpants tucked into Uggs? Yea, that sounds about right.